That feeling

Watching german cartoons with my daughter is kind of weird sometimes.

Next Gen wouldn’t know where they gotta pull the code from 🙈

I'm straight, don't patronise me lol.

Always😂😂

I don’t disagree 🤷🏻‍♂️

THE 1986 IBM MODEL M HAS ARRIVED!

I'm sorry but I have a special hate in my heart for recruiters.

SDLC in action

Most people.
"Dance like no one is looking"

Me.
"Sudo like you have backups"

"Please disable AdBlock to view the content."

No. I'll just leave. Bye.

A group of wolves is called a pack.

A group of crows is called a murder.

A group of developers is called a merge conflict.

Riddikulus

So my recommendation will be to cool off first, after any intellectual task like programming — before going to bed.

Pics ? 😃😃😃

I just remembered the first time I set up a Linux-Server. It was a simple Apache webserver at my first internship anf I didnt have a clue about literally anything.

My mentor guided me through and gave me literal step-by-step instructions (alright, now type... and now type...).

At the end he told me "OK, now run 'sudo rm -rf /*' to finish setting up". Me, being the naive and clueless motherfucker I am, happily nuked the everloving shit out of my newly setup server. I was like "Alright, WTF just happened??" He then told me "Now that you know how it works, do the entire thing again all by yourself. And you just learned an important lesson: NEVER exexute commands you dont know what theyre doing". I really did learn a lot on that day and still follow that lesson :D

😂😂😂😂

Used "ls -l" for the first time

Time to update CV to "Linux System Administrator"

I just had a nightmare.

I never became a developer. Instead I had a normal 9-5, didn't do work at home, slept well and spent my free time on social activities.

It was horrible.

You dare to use my spells against me?

For those considering a job in Software Development ...

Brace yourselves, for it begins.
Awaiting furious customers in 3..2..

Debugging be like

Most of my company clients

Found this gem somewhere on dev.to 😂😂

Wanted to automate some stuff through bash scripts but did want to separate tasks so I wrote two bash scripts for data processing.

Hmm.. two scripts..... how could I even further automate thi....

*writes script which executed those two scripts*

😄

"Hey, how are you man?"

<I'm>
<so>
<fucking>
<sad>Yeah, good!</sad>
</fucking>
</so>
</I'm>

Please sir please

Why fix something that works right?

Nice UTF-8, devRant.