Microsoft's Design Guideline

How to vertically center in css..

When your non-programmer friend tries to fit in with your programming buddies.

Hehe!😂😂

OH CRAP.

THE LIVE GITHUB LAZINESS COUNT HAS HIT 40 MILLION!!!

When the team isn't holding anymore

!rant
Almost time for Halloween again 😄

Dealing with a client that won't pay:

Add opacity to the body tag and increase it every day until the site completely fades away...

404 Team Not Found

My smartphone specifications list
1. Should come with 3.5 mm jack
2. No exploding battery please.

I've forgot root password to open this one...Seems no soda for me today

True !!

My fav is 'sudo rm -rf /' because i just want to watch the world burn. :)

Guys check this out. It's funny.
https://youtu.be/pz-mCjHA6Ak

Can't help but go for targets with ssids like

Q: What's your WiFi password?
A: It's fourwordsalluppercase, one word all lowercase.

http://youtu.be/bLE7zsJk4AI

I love explode() in PHP because it permits to cut a sentence word by word and analyze it!

Today it's my birthday. Yesterday I was woken by my fiancé with breakfast and one gift. She had bought me the Raspberry Pi 3 B.
Now she had decided to give it to me on the Sunday so I could play with it right away instead of having to go to work and wait a whole week before I would have time play.

I Love You, Honey! More than you realize <3

Every Monday morning:

I hate this 9-5 life. This kind of time constrains should not be allowed. I will not allow someone else to control my life. *gets ready to make rebel group and protest against government*

10 minutes later:

*sigh* *Opens up Visual Studio*

Cute Proposal

PHP's die()
Because 'exit 1' just doesn't have the same dramatic flare.