Thank God the world has normalised.

In unit test
Me: *uses everything I have , writes a program with my own logic, tries to make it better by adding some user friendly features and also documents the whole code*
My Friend:*copies from textbook*

RESULT
ME:9/10
HIM:10/10

"Your code isn't present in the textbook, so I can't say if it'll work but still I've given you marks" -_-
What kinda system is that -_-

A classmate of mine had the task to align some content on a page to the center using CSS (using margins)
That classmate has no fucking clue because she pays no attention.

font:10px;

was the only thing she wrote into the text file that was projected onto the whiteboard.
The teachers asked: "What does font stand for?"
Her reply: "Uuuuuuh... Position?"

Kill. Me.

When beginners ask for Deep Learning tutorials.
Credits: Usaim Arif‎

JavaScript: A funny language to understand. I swear it's unpredictable!!!😅

I don't really like memes but this one is way too relatable...

2011: 3 billion devices run Java
2018: 3 billion devices run Java

Never leave your login on a postit

Rest in peace, Avicii.

Someone seems to be running a script. I don’t think this is humanly possible within 2 minutes.
@notroot

To all the haters who said "You're never going to need 32GB RAM in a laptop!"

Finally started my ML adventures.

I sometimes wonder if some people here are just very generous or planning an evil scheme just handing out ++ to everybody in bulk.. 🤔

That's what really grinds my gears

My brain, randomly delete stuffs. Lossing data at the rate of writing them.

I am currently working for a client who have all their data in Google Sheets and Drive. I had to write code to fetch that data and it's painful to query that data.
I can definitely relate with this.

PS: Their last year revenue was over US$2 Bn and one of their sibling company is among Top IT companies in the country.

When you have a bug in code that you are trying to fix for a century and then when you fix it you, make 15 more bugs by solving that bug like wtf

Yesterday my friend was telling me that he was hacking some federal server in my country, and his girlfriend interrupted him and he couldn't complete the hacking

Such a lier 😏
We don't have girlfriends