Added Kali repos to my Debian install, updated, and rebooted to this.

Looks nice, but it's technically advertising hack tools if i'm seen with this background in public so... must change it or i get jail time.

I suck at UI.

Do you think anyone will notice 😋

Edit: I forgot to add the picture. 😑

I'm writing a small blogging CMS in bash using CGI. I can't help but giggle every once in a while when I think of the reaction every web developer ever would have if I told them about my project 😂

Just ordered my rubber duck. It'll be here in 2 to 3 business days...

The bugs have learned to hide

Seeing how people dislike idea pitches like "It's like Uber but for ...".
I can't help but imagine how the idea of devRant might have been pitched -
"It's like Twitter but for frustrated developers" 😋

Best chart ever.

The moment when you are so engrossed in your work that you forget that your earphones have not been playing any music for a while.

Got 5 minutes please?

Support in the nutshell.

Found this, but not sure if it applies to us

Mahnn.... Fuck gravity..

Sent intern a regex pattern, mans saw it and thought I had sent him a virus.

Honest app reviews

"Is that a script or a hand job?"

A friend's colleague (who's pretty bad at English) that refers to manually typing in to the console as "a hand job".

!rant

So I went for a movie last night in one the biggest malls in my city and this is what I found.

This is the pic of one of those touch screen monitors they have for information..

Come on guys.

Don't know if it's up here, found it on r/ProgrammerHumor and thought it deserved to be shared :)

Does anyone know that feeling when you press ctrl + s before you come back to your text editor and you save your web page for the millionth time?

Ahhh DDoS attacks

Did an rm *.jar on a wrong app directory as root on a live system

I am the only guy who pauses to look at the code in every hacking/coding scene either in a movie or series? Coz that shit is sometimes hilarious

So are scammers using GitHub now? Like wtf is this 😂

"My teacher always said that data redundancy is a really bad thing."

Oops!

Oh wow. That timing though.

Boss: I need you to start on this new project, how long will it take?

Me: well, hard to say with no specs whatsoever...

Boss: just your best guess

Me: 4 to 6 month I guess?

Boss: so 3 months it is. When can you start?

Me: no specs, sir...and I said 4 to 6

Boss: the specs are almost ready, I know you can simplify it

Me: ...

Boss: just start with the basic infrastructure already

(4 months later)

Boss: here you are the specs, they might change a little in behaviour and design, but all the main stuff is here

(Hands me a A3 with a total of 21 pictures in InDesign)

Me: o....Kay. what happens when I click here?

Boss: oh, we should still talk about the app workflow, I'll get you updated

(2 weeks and 16 total rewrites of the "specs" later)

Boss: you told me it was a 2 months job, why aren't you finished yet? We must deploy in 3 weeks!

Me: ...

The 80s are calling. They want their smart watches back.

/he/ meets "she" in a dating app.

It's a match!

The one arcade game that I could never beat

We meet at devrant