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A: Did you hear that Microsoft bought Skype for 10 billions dollars?

B:That's so stupid! They could download it for free...

I don't know why but I LOLed.
(Open it up to get the full image)

I think that I need a new laptop

I was watching this movie's trailer called Let's Be Evil, it did look promising based on the genre (Sci-Fi, Thriller, Horror) and synopsis (includes Augmented Reality (AR) tech) BUT as I soon was on this frame right here, I am not going to watch the movie now. 😂
You are making a high tech movie, at least do intend to add some realistic code snippets or scripts related to AR rather than showing some random plain HTML.

You can watch the trailer here : https://youtu.be/Nsbzf3bL4Qg

Code will appear around 0:15

When I see a door that has a sign saying "push" I pull first to avoid conflicts

Ever been scared to open your laptop in public because you can't remember if you closed the porn you were watching the prior night?

Don't be ridiculous and say Mac's are good for gaming 😣, they aren't.

Their graphics are terrible CPUs are shocking ram ... Average the fact they have fast ssds is great

But that's it. For their price points it's not worth it end of story

I used to say Mac's are worth getting if your a designer or video editor...

I have now changed my position due to the shittyness of their latest products

I'm not really much of a gamer anymore to busy 😓 but I can read specs.

People won't build games for Mac's especially now it will lower the quality of their product. I actually don't even see a point of having a Mac in today's world.

Apple are meant to push boundaries ... They are doing it all wrong now 😐

Accept it... And get a PC 5 times faster then their apple counterparts

I do fucking hate apple but I respected them in the past, if nothing but their clever marketing getting sheep to buy their products . Now I just don't respect them, they could at least try to build something remotely worth the money

I've just realised that I have a variable called fistTime instead of firstTime all over my code.

year++;

I hate the fucking fakeness at my corporate workplace. Everybody's kissing everybody's ass. What' worse is that individually, they're nice people but the environment changed them and they don't even notice it.
Also they fucking congratulate themselves for their fucking great work but all they did is basically a big crud app. We're all just a bunch of code monkeys. I'm so getting out of there.

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE !!!!

and i only need one more upvote to get a stress ball !

My dream project? A full immersion Virtual Reality... Like the NerveGear in Sword Art Online... *-*

Has anyone ever felt frustrated of being on a computer and having nothing to code?

Anyone else loves and uses devrant more than Facebook or Twitter?

Too accurate and precise,😀😀

Happy Holidays, ++'s to everybody who comments or votes up.

Lol 😂😂😂👨🏻‍💻

When Visual Studio won't tell you where did you forget to put the ";"...

!rant
Happy holidays ranters!

Looking for a job as a deveoper be like:

Job title: car driver

Job requirements: professional skills in driving normal- and heavy-freight cars, buses and trucks, trolley buses, trams, subways, tractors, shovel diggers, contemporary light and heavy tanks currently in use by NATO countries.

Skills in rally and extreme driving are obligatory!
Formula-1 driving experience is a plus.

Knowledge and experience in repairing of piston and rotor/Wankel engines, automatic and manual transmissions, ignition systems, board computer, ABS, ABD, GPS and car-audio systems by world-known manufacturers - obligatory!

Experience with car-painting and tinsmith tasks is a plus.

The applicants must have certificates by BMW, General Motors and Bosch, but not older than two years.

Compensation: $15-$20/hour, depends on the interview result.

Education requirements: Bachelor's Degree of Engineering.

i would like 2 please

Worst meeting ever? The one I am in right now. I am trying to post this rant but a guy keeps asking me questions ...

A moment of silence to all the python devs that don't get the ++ and -- reference

Salute this guy 😃

In devrant, I am but a variable that is being incremented and decremented.

An example of why you can't just use templates for everything.

The more you know, the less you need.

Found this in our codebase, apparently one of my co-workers had written this

The struggle.