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That moment when GitLab adds an article you wrote to their blog

Hahaha 😂😂

PHP Superpowers!!!

Funny Bug....

Near the end of a massive (1,000 user bridgeline) conference call today:

[ P = presenter, RCn = random caller n ]

P: ...so, does anyone have any other questions they'd like to---

RC1: Hey! Yeah, I'm still on this STUPID call right now... I dunno, we've been in here for like 30 minutes already - The guy came by the house to talk about it, but I couldn't get off this STUPID call - I think they said it would be around 800 dollars...

[ P, RC1, RC2, RC3, RC4 all overlapping ]

P: Um, we can hear you-

RC2: Dude, mute your phone!

RC3: As the presenter, you can mute that guy from the web UI-

P: Yeah, I can't find him in the attendee list; it's so long-

RC3: -Right-click on his name and select "mute line"-

P: I know how, but I can't find him on the list.

RC3: Find him on the attendance list on the right side-

P: [ louder and louder ] Yes, I know - but I can't find him in the list-

RC4: Should someone call an operator?

RC1: -so I figured we'll probably need to call Jerry and see what he says. I'll call him if I can ever get off this ridiculous, STUPID call - They are all talking at once on there now and no one can understand anything!

[ This went on for about 5 solid minutes, finally ending with... ]

RC1: I'm just going to drop this STUPID call and call Jerry for us. This thing was a total waste of time. [ boop-beep ]

[ long pause ]

P: OK, so now that is over, does anyone have any questions they'd like to discuss?

[ At least 10 people un-mute and overlap questions ]

#ConferenceCallProblems

Above everything else, the funniest part to me was his repeated, over-the-top insistence on how "STUPID" the call was.

#TellUsHowYouReallyFeel

Ok I'm finally learning Ruby and...

why the hell is an else-if 'elsif'

that's just disgusting

When a tech loses his way into the development dungeon:
"PROGRAMMING MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"

A very biased opinion, but I still stand by it 😂

Uhm. Okay?

Meanwhile, in India.

https://youtu.be/AnxrJiS5uKU

Yes. I am one of those guys. After desktop hits ~1gb of b/s and 100+ files... yeah... I do this. I am not ashamed of it. I am living the life. I am free of clutter. I suck.

This made me laugh XD

Please, if you're recruiting a freshly graduated or junior developper, DO NOT ask him to be a fucking expert in whatever field or tech you're looking for.

That moment when your college makes you realize why a .net book is useful 😦

Creepy AF!

!rant
Was learning how to make Android wear watch faces... So I made one for devRant.
Will be uploaded to Playstore soon if I have your permission @dfox

!rant

Just found out that the year 2038 problem fires exactly on my 42nd birthday.

I didn't choose to be developer, it was destiny...

How not to copy code 101

So many times *sniff sniff*

10mb hard disk

Weekend as a service!!

Need
An
Awesome
Name
For
College
Coding
Group.

Please comment whatever comes to your mind that you think is AWESOME...

Oh my god please stop this kind of coding

My computer goes "NOP" quite a lot...

In a team with 7+ Frontenders. Only one is vhecking my Pull requests. *sight*

Decide to update main apache server before going on a date with my girlfriend, and I somehow fuck it and the server up. She is here in 20 minutes, and the entire site is down. FML

Friend: So you're a programmer? You must be good in hacking WiFis and sht.
Me: Uhm..
Friend: Can you hack my PayPal account using HTML?
Me: Say no more.

Be honest about your work experience, and willingness to keep learning.

"Pasting code from the Internet into production code is like chewing gum found in the street." - unknown