Evil developers on Stackoverflow

Hate it when the beta tester always laughs when he finds a notorious bug, but loves it when I fix it in mere seconds and his laugh slowly fades...

The hardest decision in any devs day is what to name the variable

Well played Google, well played...

Reality of those delivery dates in executive slides 🤓

There are 2 kinds of programmers.

people who searches Google and CAN find the solution.

people who searches Google and still CANNOT find the solution.

Loving the ++ / -- buttons! I was happy to see that change rolled out this morning.

Keep up the great work guys!

@dfox feature idea: code formatting. Either indentation or special characters to demarcate code

This is how us frontend devs do our work.

You realize that you are a developer when you can't stop thinking about a bug that has been messing your code.

sums it up!✌💨

When the deadline is too close you can't waste time on toasting your bread

Anybody else interested in a feature to save the state/amount of "scroll" when accidentally leaving the application?

Perfect quote!!

Dev Card Deck.. WoOt!?

Hell yeah 😂 Every developer once in a lifetime 🙄

Once I was frustrated by a Javascript bug

So I Googled "Retarded JS'"

And holy fuckkk

I found a npm module 😁

Then I Googled "Asshole JS"

Holy mother of all fuckkks

I FOUND THE COOLEST JS LIBRARY EVER 😁😂

Me: This project will take a month developing and cost $5000.

Client: Make it two weeks and $2000.

Me: fuck no

This cracks me up every time 😂😂

Titanic code

At work I put my headphone with no music just to be left alone, you ?

🤗🤗🤗

Why developers always have +20 tabs opened in there browser, and they continue open more tabs .....?

When your boss asks you to work from home, because you can concentrate more on the big project you're working on and ignore support requests and other clients... then he just Skypes and emails you anyway cause everything needs doing today 😢😭

When your friend do all the work and you're just sit beside him commenting on the UI like a fashion critic.

apparently being in vacation doesn't exempt me from working.

When your favorite IDE is Netbeans, but you hate Java. It's like you have a favorite meal, but you hate the restaurant.

There are two well defined programming eras, known as BG and AG.
Before Google and After Google

That feeling when you suggest something to your senior and he refuses it and later on he is forced to do it in my way.

I F*CKING TOLD YOU B**CH!

This sums up the corporate world