You all deserve happiness and I love you all.

Keep smiling 😁♥️

I did get a raise but we also hired like 5 new people... But I still do the same amount of work... Which was already too much...

solving code issues because i cannot solve my fucking life issues

It's 2021.

Bluetooth still sucks balls.

That's all.

R is the worst language.

* Indices start at 1, so you have to fix all your calculations by either +1 oder -1. It sucks

* Vectors and Lists are both neither vectors nor lists

* Data frames dont have a proper api. Simple operations like add or remove are a pain.

* The naming „conventions“ suck. Why on earth would add dots in your identifiers? You never know if its an object, a value, a function.

* The namespace is cluttered. If you import two libraries that deal with the same problem domain, it is likely that they define functions with clashing names that will overwrite each other defined on import.

devRant JSON Database - jsrant.com

http://www.jsrant.com/

When you accidentally disable js minifier

it's called C because it can "C" into your soul

and it says "wow, fuck this person"

Whiskey sours are amazing.
I am in love.

who gets horny when seeing this? 😄

My employer keeps sending booze to our houses.

Officially meant for coronaproof zoom social meetings where they play stupid bingo games and quizzes on Friday afternoons.

Why they're sending 2 liter bottles of Rum, 3 bottles of rosé wine and 12 cans of craft beer for the 6th week in a row... I really don't know... I don't even attend the zoom meetings.

All I know is that during breakfast, rum is better mixed into coffee than through cornflakes.

Anyway... Why was this a rant again? Oh right. Can I sue my employer for baiting me into an addiction? 🤔

Everyday story :(

Did you know that the S in IoT stands for security?

The more you know ;)

Today I learned:

`/usr` stands for “universal system resources” not “user”

`/dev` stands for “device” not “development”

Had no idea.

2 monitors on armatures, PC tower, mac mini, gaming mouse with 17 buttons, Bose speakers, UPS, height-adjustable standing desk, and ~2 miles of cables

I met a skater who had a fork bomb on his skateboard

!rant
Just wrote an image to ascii art converter

https://github.com/JSSaini07/...

Went to buy a CPU from CeX ... maybe not!

You too Momentum :)

The closest thing to a stress free working environment.

When people finish their rants with Fin I feel like I need to comment FIN-ACK to complete the TCP session.

Team ICELAND 🇮🇸

Hey guys.
So I finnaly did some cleaning :p so, I know I'm late, but this is my temple

I found this amazing repository on github and just had to share it.

https://github.com/danistefanovic/...

I've already built a document scanner.
There's enough tutorials to keep a dev busy for a lifetime 😄

Gradle, gradle, gradle,
someone made you out of bits.
Gradle, gradle, gradle,
you're a smelly pile of shit.
Gradle, gradle, gradle,
your builds take all day.
Gradle, gradle, gradle
I wish you'd go away.

Like my collection?

Wrote some codes that uses your photos to compose an input image. Will post code later. Written in Python though. Also this is my dad. Also I wrote this in Yellowstone cuz I didn't like the view lol.

rant && dev && education

So I just interviewed this guy for admission into our bootcamp and because he has raised some red flags before, I asked him to just write a factorial function and he chose HTML to do it. I told him he can certainly try thinking that maybe he doesn't know that whatever you write inside script tag is actually JavaScript. He went on to do this. What bothers me is he have a computer science diploma.

Till now I have just heard of these people but always taught those are just marketing or some person who think that just because they here HTML with some other programming language. BUT THIS IS SOME NEXT LEVEL SHIT.

I actually like Microsoft these days. Despite developing on Mac machines, we use VSTS for code repo, build/release pipelines and work item tracking, and Azure for all things cloud. It all works incredibly well together and at low cost.

Microsoft has changed ethos massively in the last few years. In my opinion, the classic dev mantra of “Microsoft is shit and evil, Linux is flawless” is outdated and getting kind of boring.

An app that helps students study by generating custom flashcards from text analyzed & parsed in pictures taken of textbook material. [more details]