When you haven't pulled from master in a week or two and then you do and there's no conflict with the big set of changes you're working on

When you receive tens of JAVA job offers, just because your online resume says you are good at "Javascript".

2:30 am: Okay, I think I found the bug. I'll try a last compile then I go to bed.
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4:30 am: sh*t

The new generation

Did u get it ?

Am I the only programmer that doesn't drink coffee?

Rant Init...

That moment you write some magnificent code and everyone is sleeping so you can't share it with anyone but you feel like the room should turn into an exciting musical where you win an award. (Best code can ONLY be written between the hours of 12am and 6am)

The next day, you try to explain to your significant other (user) how amazing this new genius way of doing that "thing" was, in hopes of sharing your excitement but all you get is a "you're such a dork" instead.

You may even try to share it with a coworker or fellow programmer but somehow they just don't see how exciting it is for you.

Rant completed...

New prank:

Alias 'whoami' in system wide bashrc to 'echo "I am Groot"'.

how to learn everything in 21 days. :-)

"Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows."

New the Instagram logo looked really familiar!

Least the app itself is cleaner.