Still one of my favourites.

Programming is like sex:
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

need stickers guys.

This is awesome !! thank you @dfox ♥️

To all grammar freaks 😝

Booting to bios :D

Does anyone can recommend some JavaScript book's,websites for advanced usages, something with design patterns in it

Client: We're going to introduce a mobile application.
Me: What will be the features?
Client: It will open up our webpage.
Me:

When the recruiter on LinkedIN calls you with a different name...

Lol :D

😂😂😂😂😂 this is serious

Inheritance -> object oriented way to become wealthy.

What do computers and air conditioners have in common ---- They both become useless when you open windows

Not sure if this is a rant but I love food

At the risk of starting a riot. What is your preference?

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//or jammed up next to it?

// Furthermore, do you capitalize your comments?

WAIT WHAT WHERE'S THE TEMP

of course!!!

Started learning React, was confused.

Finished learning React, still confused.

Every time or not?

That feeling when you realize it's the weekend but you're still working

May the programming gods let me sleep tonight, instead of bombarding me with more ideas...

I'm switching from dot net to java, feel like newbie :-/

Finally installed iOS 10 Beta 1 on my iPad.
I will say this, Swift Playgrounds is a lot of fun!

I have job interviews at two different companies tomorrow at the same time. Can't postpone either. One is at a start-up that has super negative reviews but good pay. Other is at Amazon but has requirements half I don't even understand. It's not long before I pluck all my hair out in confusion.

When your PM is over acting in all things 😡

self.sick == nil

When you're a CS student and you're stuck doing an internship where you're not doing any programming 😲

C++ vs Java 😂

My first rant here, I just found out about it, I don't have much of programming background, but it always triggeredmy intetest, currently I am learning many tools, my aim is to become a data scientist, I have done SAS, R, Python for it (not proficient yet though), also working on google cloud computing, database resources and going to start Machine Learning (Andrew Ng's Coursera).
Can anybody advice me, Am I doing it right or not.?

What the hell do you mean there is no constructor that accepts 0 arguments?

made my first dollar(actually $4) on internet.
got a gig on fiverr.

client wanted his joomla website to be unresponsive so website looks same on all devices.

never touched joomla.
it took ne 2.5 hours but actual work was only 10-15 minutes.

yippiiiieee.....😀😀😇😇