wow my rant is in #dailyfeaturedrant for the first time.
😎

Be me
> find an eslint bug
> report it on their github
> ask to assign it to self
> start working on it
> spend half a day to find out the source of bug
> realises the bug is coming from a library eslint is using
> report it on the library's github
> ask to assign it to self
🤦🏻‍♂️

How accurate is this guys ? I came across this reading comments on youtube. The moral of Star Wars rogue one ^^ and project management at its finest...

Life goal: go to sleep in the same day I woke up

1 . Seen it
2 . Mind blown
3 . Why i didn't thought of that
I loveee the ideea

played a typing game with my friends, hacked it with a small python code that types everything for me and told everyone I'm the champ.

right now i'm in the first place in the world :-)

based on true story
> delivered project on time
> giving good performance
> boss noticed
> gives appreciation
> raise in salary
> profit

Was handed a nodejs project for refactoring.. all I've got to say is ..

DBZ actually stands for division by zero, now I get all the yelling and anger in the show.

I have to share because I'm so confused at the moment. After troubleshooting for months trying to figure out why my laptop would randomly go into sleep mode, as I was typing. (Imagine my frustrations working on exam projects to have the screen just go black on me every 30 seconds.)

Today I found a post on the Dell forums by another person with the same problem. Apparently a magnetic closure on my bracelet triggered a sensor to think I had shut the lid on my laptop. What. The. Fuck. Guess that explains why it would only happen sometimes, as I don't wear this bracelet often 🙃🔫 definitely the funniest and weirdest problem I've ever had with a laptop.

Although my profile is of full stack dev but at my company we barely do anything to scale anything.
Whenever I go for any interview, everyone asks me about scaling the application. What should I do?

Recently made an account on Instagram.
Uploaded two pics
Deleted both of them
Now I've -2 posts

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

My dad found a phone a few weeks ago and asked me what he should do with it. Knowing how much it hurts to lose personal data, I said I could try to find the owner and send it back.

My first attempt was to search through the files on the SD card in order to find an identifying document (CV, bill, address...) but there were only family pictures.

My second attempt was to unlock the phone and check the information about the owner and the accounts linked to it. But for this to be possible adb has to be enabled. Good thing is that that particular brand shows an option for activating adb on the recovery menu.

But then, it's Android Oreo and I haven't found a way to lift the lock pattern. I thought I could bruteforce it over the shell (as I found there could be about 1300 possibilities for 2 to 5 point patterns), but there is the same attempt throttling as on the screen so that would take ages.

Finally, I found the owner in the most "social" way : The phone was displaying the weather for a particular place. It turns out that there are only 3K inhabitants in that city, si I thought that a big enough Facebook group might help me find the owner. So I posted a message on a 500 people FB group dedicated to this city with a selfie of the owner : someone identified her within 20 minutes.

Mission accomplished 😎

made my day

Yo mama so fat her SQL Table entry is a blob

"Let me review your code, I used to work as a toilet cleaner"

"I can write a script to do your job"

Shut up, or I will replace you with a very small shell script

I pressed the up arrow 15+ times,
to get to a 3-character alias,
of a 7-character command.

WTF is wrong with me !?

If this is a duplicate, do let me know.
Source: shitheadsteve

How developers deal with someone else's code!
Fixing bugs after bugs and it goes on.

Warnings are red
My screen is blue
I think I just deleted
System32

My coding-senpai placed this PHP code (before he left) to my org's custom-footer due to a feud that happened months ago

it flooded their cPanel with folders with '.log' as their extension everytime someone visits their website

I LOL'D UNTIL
..They hired me to clean it up :^(

They got over 700,000 of these folders
#feelsbadman

Just wrapped up week 1 of my first job out of college and it was absolutely incredible! I just had to tell somebody!

Javascript devs

I found this the other day:

count1 = count1++;

master\slave

Really? Is really offensive to you ? The hek

Discovered devrant today. I'm reading for three hours strait

https://mobile.twitter.com/rishmish...