... and this 3 GB download is worth each bit !!!

#nostalgia
#Encarta

who mentions friends in their posts to get ++ ?

::Story::

So the other day I was at a pizza shop and a friend of mine asked me to look a t the tee of a girl who had just entered. I felt nothing wierd.

Then she pointed out that it read
```
MILF
everyday
```
and my reaction was WTF!!!

Later the tee-girl tidied her hair to reveal the actual words to be
```
SMILE
everyday
```

Me and my friend had a great laugh !!!

::Moral::
Never read unclear sentences !!!

Some professors at my university just come to the class and read out the pdf/slides.

Now I know how came the idea of Audio Books and Text-to-speech PDF readers !!!

There are 6 lifts in my college..
After a trial of 1 month where lifts were open to all, the college decided not to allow students to use any of them.

The reason being : SUBSIDISED ELECTRICITY BILL NOT AFFORDABLE !!! 👿👿👿

Now google thinks I am a user from the future... Thanks Google !!

Computer engineering : Insanity!!!

Today a friend of mine was assigned to make a Client-Server Encryption using Sockets. The guy did a great job applying BlowFish algorithm, but the teacher was disappointed because she couldnt map letters to the encrypted text and she declared the program to be wrong!!!

You must have seen the future - ready things but have you seen the future.
Well witness the future with Jio !!!
Magazines availability : March 2018
I mean : Oh yea !!!!