Good memories

Truth can only be found in one place: the code.
-Robert C. Martin

Me after changing code of an old project

When your friends know what to gift you

Git blame

Package tsunami 🌊

Someone should tell him to stop

Where is that f*cking command!!!

Take me!

This cracked me up

Ugly Truth😂⚡️

should happen in real life 🤔

Agree with bill?

Memory card on play store 🤣🤣🤣

Maintaining software built by interns who have all quit by now and made zero documentation

Setup for the day.

I am yet to see a javascript tutorial which explains what I'm looking for without having to first explain me another javascript framework.

Who use to do this?
I use to do it
And u?

Very ture

If programming languages had honest slogans, what would they be?

-C : Because fuck you.
-C++ : Fuck this.(- Dan Allen )
-Visual Basic : 10 times as big but only 5 times as stupid.
-Lisp : You’re all idiots.
-JavaScript : You guys know I’m holding up the internet, right ?
-Scala : That was a waste of 4 weeks.
-Go : Tell me about it, Scala.
-Python : All we are saying, is give un-typed a chance.
-R : Whoa, I was supposed to be a statistics package!
-Java : Like a Roomba, you guess it’s OK but none of your friends use it.
-PHP : Do Not Resuscitate.
-Perl : PHP, take me with you.
-Swift : Nobody knows.
-HTML : No.
-CSS : I said no.
-XML : Stop.

Source:@Quora: https://quora.com/If-programming-la...

Visual Studio wasn't responding and I wanted to close it via task manager ... But as I clicked the button "close task" task manager wasn't responding😭

This is fucking hilarious