When your delivery manager is the stupidest fuckin manager ever born :/

"If you have android code ready then why can't you create iPhone build unh - since A=B, B=C so 'C' SHOULD EQUAL TO 'A' right - so use android code and create iPhone build TOMORROW - don't change the code just create a build in 2 hours and then work on xyz project for other 6 hours since its in HIGH priority"

WHAT THE FUCKIN FUCK..
MY DICK = YOUR FACE MOTHERFUCKER :///

am I the only programmer who doesn't drink coffee..

When you found out the one you're ranting about is also on devRant

Am I the only programmer who doesn't like coffee?

I only use super old mechanical keyboards at home... anyone else? 😄

So; day-tuh or dah-tuh?

spent an hour trying to fix an error, in the end realized there was an error in the error message #facepalm

You had only one job to do -_-

I just wasted 20 minutes debugging a component that, when included in the parent template, caused an untraceable infinite loop.

Out of desperation, I finally just renamed component to "pants". It works.

...huh?

Renamed back to its original name. THAT works too.

...Huh??

In full knowledge I'll never get an 100 1+ rant, I've made my own devRant stressball

Let's be honest, we all think our code is better than the other person's

Are there going to be anymore devRant meet-ups elsewhere in the US? I live in the South if there are any other developers in the area!

I don't see how anyone codes for a living then goes home to code personal projects. Power to you guys, but it's like an electrician coming home everyday and rewiring his house with a new type of wire.

Only android developers will get it.

Once in a while I feel like Big Head on Silicon Valley when he was at Hooli. Guess it is not the worst thing. Maybe they will promote me to the moonshot department.
Maybe some day I will get his type of buyout.

random question: I have a younger friend who is interested in becoming a programmer, but is dyslexic.... does anyone know of any resources/advice I can give him?

circular dependency when you realize you have a

I just can't use a trackpad. I've tried many times, tweaked all the settings but always end up plugging in a mouse. Maybe it's because I is shit?

you know you've looked into too many languages if you have to google how to properly initialize a array in java after 5+ years coding

Please stop posting xkcd images, we've probably already seen them. Try to be original for god's sake.

I never knew how much I needed something like devRant until I got it. This has filled a massive void in my life.

At work I put my headphone with no music just to be left alone, you ?

When people call themselves a "professional web developer," but all they do is set up a Wordpress site with a custom skin. Alright then! 🙄

Starting a new side project, that I believe and my close friends believe will take off, want someone to bounce ideas off of, sadly I'm afraid someone will steal the idea :(

Does anyone else adore the show Silicon Valley?

Mobile developers that don't own a smartphone

When a recruiter puts Java in a job spec when they mean JavaScript

when you're pretty sure everyone on devrant is a web developer and you're not

A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions,"Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"

The man below says: "Yes. You're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."

"You must work in Information Technology,"says the balloonist.

"I do" replies the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but It's of no use to anyone."

The man below replies, "You must work in management."

"I do," replies the balloonist, "But how'd you know?"*

"Well", says the man, "you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault."

The IE version of any website should automatically direct users to a link to download a better web browser