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✈️ to my girlfriend's place to meet her after years of long distance relationship.
Wish me luck guys33 -
interviewer: Do you know HTML?
me: Yes sir!
interviewer: can you tell me its full form?
me: how to meet ladies.
interviewer: get the fuck out of here9 -
New devRant energy drinks we'll be handing out at our booth at Techcrunch Disrupt NYC next Tuesday. Swing by and meet Team devRant (me and @dfox)!
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Will meet some fellow devranters in Zurich today if everything goes well.
Excited to meet you guys!
Devy doesn't seem to be too excited, though :/
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Will meet our legend @wiardvanrij (the one who sold his devrant.com domain to dfox/trogus) later today if traveling goes well.
Excited much!15 -
When you go to some tech meet up and your mom thinks you went to some kind of 4 years old kids' birthday party
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Reasons to come to a design roundup/meetup:
Network with others ❌
Meet new people ❌
Get free stickers ✔️4 -
Meet Ricky, my "rubber duck". Sometimes I explain my code to him. He never found a single error. 😂👍💻🐕
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Apparently "Want to meet my rubber duck?" is an acceptable phrase only in the developer community.2
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I've been working for this company for 2 years, tomorrow will be the first day that I meet my coworkers.
I love my job.6 -
1. Promise anything, everything to clients
2. Set unrealistic deadlines
3. Devs can't meet deadlines
4. Blame the devs
Anyone?8 -
Me — A normal web designer
*How my relatives introduce me to someone new *
- " Meet my nephew. He works for an IT company. He is a computer engineering."
😶6 -
When everyone disturbs you every 15 minutes because they need help and then expect you to complete your own work to meet all the deadlines on time. FML!9
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GODADDY IS THE BANE OF MY FUCKING EXISTANCE
I WOULD LIKE TO MEET THAT GUY BOB PARSONS SO I CAN STAB THAT FUCKER IN THE GOD DAMMED BALLSACK15 -
If you sometimes meet an asshole, that’s fine.
If everyone you meet is an asshole, it’s you that’s the asshole.5 -
Project Managers be like "hey bruh, I just wanted to put a meeting half way through your crunch for a deadline to make sure we can meet that dead line"4
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Last night was my first ever MeetUp to meet other coders.
Open my laptop and power up...
Widows is applying updates.... 30 fucking minutes!
Cringe.7 -
public class HelloDevRant
{
public static void main(String[] args)
{
//Commenting for reasons! ;)
System.out.print("Hello dear devRant community!\nI am new here!\nNice to meet you.");
}
}5 -
I'm really excited to meet our intern, she's coming next week 😊😊
I feel like I'm getting a little sister24 -
Do you know what's happening in Delhi right now? Probably the smallest devRant meet.
It's just me and ceee, chilling over chai!95 -
!rant
Wooohooo! Company is sending me to Google Earth Engine Summit 2017 on my first international travel !!!!
Hope to meet some of you there 😱
Anyone gonna be there?7 -
Best client ever:
Yesterday I meet my new client. He need portfolio website for his logistics business.
So I meet him and explain my previous experience in website development.
After 1hour he gave me advance 50% of total cost.1 -
Hello World! (LOL),
Anyways, jokes aside. I am new to this app and I like to meet the community here!8 -
Installed Windows alongside Ubuntu to play games.... but I deserve this first... Good night pc.. meet you tomorrow
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Rubber duck didn't understand code. So decided to use the expert for Android.
Meet Little Buggy.
P. S. I have 2 more, makes a complete family! 😀
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Gitlab's CI/CD, Jenkins, TeamCity, Travis, Bamboo,.....
Fuck it, I'm too lazy to learn them all to pick the best choice for my case.
Meet 'pipeline.bash'
Perfect!
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Meetings about meetings that we're going to have to discuss the need for the next meeting wherein a potential followup meeting will be scheduled to meet for the meeting.3
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Some are taking it as a holiday, others still have to meet deadlines while being quarantined.
Source: I am Programmer,I have no life.
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!rant
I just attended a meet up yesterday and I learnt a life lesson by the speaker: "Never share two things is life. Toothbrush and database" 😂2 -
Am I the only one who hates meet-ups and networking events? We were supposed to be introverted geeks!6
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Meet my new toy, Centos7 as of this afternoon (once I get the usb burned and installation done)
She's not much to look at, but she's mine.
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When you struggle three nights in a row to meet a deadline and the customer goes "Great, I'll test it next week"
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!Dev
WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO MEET STUPID RELATIVES.
I HAVE NOT MET THEM FROM PAST 5 YEARS AND NOW MY PARENTS ARE FORCING ME TO MEET THEM SAYING THAT YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO MEET THEM FOR QUITE A LONG WHILE (BECAUSE I AM SHIFTING 5000 KM FOR JOB).
NO, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THEM AND WON'T TRAVEL FOR 6 HRS JUST FOR THEM TO SAY YOU ARE SHY. NO I AIN'T SHY YOU ARE AN IDIOT.14 -
Anyone here live near Friedrichshafen (Germany) or Zurich (Switzerland)?
Will be going there for my vacation with my mates and it'd be awesome to meet a fellow (or more) devRanter!66 -
*Looks up from his computer and realizes that he has a self-imposed deadline to meet, but has been reading articles on "How to defeat procrastination" for the last hour.2
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A few weeks ago, I was joking with a friend with how PMs aren't able to understand how weird are dev time estimations and how much they love meetings.
He: "Well, we can make a meet to estimate the hours of doing that"
Me: "Or better: We can make a meet to estimate the meet of estimations"
Three days ago, we are with the PM on the weekly meeting. In a part of his lovely speech, he asks:
"What if we meet the Thursday to estimate the weekly meeting for estimations?"
Obviously we laughed instantly, and he 'forget' he spoke that.1 -
I wonder if the meeting at Rubber ducks quack association goes like this...
Why the hell doesn't my guy see the problem? It's fucking right there! Why don't you see it??? OMG! I request for a change of owner.1 -
So went to my bros graduation at CMU. Weather turned out to be really nice unlike forecasted.
And I was even able to meet myself 😀... Sort of
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Meet my new friend Bert.
Bert is nice. He is into football and he is a good listener. Guess we will become best friends ♥️
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For anyone looking for a quick video conferencing solution, take a look at Jitsi Meet!
Although I'm still unsure about the levels of encryption, it works veeery well!8 -
Using pokemon exeption handling on some very important and sensitive back end stuff to meet a deadline.7
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In 3 years of coding, I have yet to meet another person who codes... In real life. Where is everyone14
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Interviewer at the end of the meet : Do you have any other queries..?
Our programming guy : of course, select * from ...1 -
Google Devfest new Delhi 😍😍 !! It was awesome!
I wish I cd meet some ranters there...sigh...that didn't happen.
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My parents always feel proud about my job and money I got but they always ask one question every time I meet them..
What do I actually do?5 -
My boss. Always forgets what he assigned me to do and assigns me to do something different just about each time we meet2
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SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK IS SCRUM, WHY DO MANAGERS KEEP USING IT, WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO MICROMANAGE AND MEET ARBITRARY DEADLINES THAT ARE TANGENTIAL TO THE MAIN PROJECT???!!!?!12
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Can I just say, this community is awesome. All Dev talk, all the time. It's like Facebook but not complete s***!
PS: UK Dev rant meet up has to go down. We can't have the yanks outdoing us.6 -
When you meet people without a digital footprint and start wondering whether they might be ghosts.
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This was a computer in my university 's lab. Took a photo of that to send my boss when I won't be able to meet a deadline.
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"Ability to work under pressure and work with cross functional teams to meet tight deadlines."
Nope. Nope.
Fuck the managers of whatever shithole you want to drag me to. Nope.1 -
It's making me really anxious that I have to cut down on UI/UX as well as code quality just to meet my deadline.
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Abuse "new" google meet background feature level : 999
- while in meeting take screenshot of one of my team mates
- mirror the screenshot and put is a background
- now pretending that I'm at their place
after half an year of lockdown... It was fun1 -
So like... did every social media app meet up and go
"yo!
Ordering notifications and timelines chronologically in a way that makes sense?
Yeah mate, fuck it!"?2 -
Yay, now I know what that windows update was about... oh no, this isn't another "fuck windows, update broke shit again" post.
This is a "wtf, you dodgey shit bags" kind of post, "you" managed to install Skype, install this stupid ducking "meet now" service - which is fucking hidden (anyone have any pointers? Google's not doing its job yet), and now I have to uninstall office completely to remove Skype 🤦♂️
Why won't you fuckers let it go, didn't we ALL move to teams recently?5 -
PM: you've gotta meet up with (DEV) for an answer. He's a genius.
Me: <looks at script> UUOC. Your hero's a dipshit. -
I'm at a Dutch Meet-up about security and privacy. Quite interesting. Any Dutch ranters here as well?
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My side project is distracting me from my corporate, gotta pay the bills somehow and meet these damn deadlines, project! 😫😫3
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Came home from a long 4hours meet up.
Was trying to take laptop out from my bag.
Laptop was still on.
Oh my fucking god.3 -
!rant
Attending my first dev meetup this weekend 😇 so excited, I'd love to meet some people to collab with. -
touch this little boi to enable third-person view and meet your maker (but you won't be able to go back)
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Meet Android, years of development by thousands of developers and still can't open a PDF file downloaded via chrome
'Can't open file'3 -
Been watching NerdCubed for years. Finally got to meet him and Rebecca at the launch of his first book woo.
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Seriously I don't understand why companies are using Zoom. I still don't get the interest compared to Slack, Google Meet, or Teams20
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I was told by my manager that I should smile more and should always say hi when i meet someone from other department，because that would effect my probation review？！！7
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It may be shocking to you if you are involved in management but actually pressuring people to meet arbitrary deadlines is not an effective way to improve productivity5
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!rant
Yet to meet a dev who is a health nut. The code of the world is built on caffeine, fast food, and snacks as far as I know.5 -
Beginning my Angular journey. I'll meet you all on the other side of the rabbit hole.
TourOfHeroes, here I come1 -
Last day at work this week, feeks good.
On Friday I am flying to Frankfurt to meet up with other Star Citizen fans at CitizenCon -
Okay so I jumped on this app because I would ideally want to make friends interested in the stuff I am.
Using this app has really made me realise how much of a noob I am though. I feel like I'm doomed to never find the kinda people I wanna know.4 -
Noob here! nice to meet you :). Hope to learn python!
Any suggestion?
Thank you so much and greetings from florence, Italy :)7 -
"Racing condition, meet deadlock"
"Deadlock, meet racing condition"
And they were never heard from again -
In a company where a developer isn't rushed and forced to hack around problems just to meet the deadline.1
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My reaction when I meet peopel that still don't use any Architecture/Design Pattern to code.
What is yours?
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Engineers are the most abused workforce in the entire country.
Also, CTOs are generally dumb. Yet to meet a good one.10 -
Will anyone be going to the WeAreDevelopers Congress in Berlin this year?
If so, we could meet and say hello to each other ☺️9 -
Are there going to be anymore devRant meet-ups elsewhere in the US? I live in the South if there are any other developers in the area!10
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Damn, guess that password is already taken.
(They meant to tell me the password didn't meet their criteria)
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Hi devRant, meet the unresettable computer. When you try to reset it, it asks you for a keyboard layout...BUT YOU HAVE NO INPUT DEVICE TO ANSWER! Fucking great...
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So I thought visual studios floating dots were annoying, but now I meet xcode's spinning circle of nothing
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Any indonesian here ? i've seen other have meet up with other devranters, maybe we can arrange one ?7
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It is really frustrating when you have deadlines to meet,and need to fix issues with the tools instead of actively produce something. A whole day lost.4
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Any one attending Google devfest,New Delhi ?
You'd find me volunteering for track 2.
We can have a Delhi Devrant meet-up!26 -
Made a mistake in scrapping project, realized it AFTER it spent 3 days running, now I relaunched it (corrected) with 4 times more workers to meet the deadline
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So I just started learning programming specifically c# cause that's what my dev uncle recommended for beginners. I hope I can meet interesting and good people around me :)14
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Trying to meet the deadline while listening to Queen's I want to break free... May be life I trying to tell me something3
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If you apply for a job advertising 35,000-45,000 and get offered 26,000 how would you handle it? If you meet the requirements and pass there test.15
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I would like to meet all of you at the chaos communication congress. Who is onboard?
https://events.ccc.de/2017/10/...13 -
Manager during daily stand- up meet: We are all going to upgrade to 20GB RAM machines by the end of this week.
Me: Noice, can open two Chrome windows now. -
Today I meet a Delphi developer... I almost choked on my tongue. Until he showed me some apps he has developed! Thought Delphi was dead!5
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Ok so I had a phone interview with a start-up for an internship and didn't get a call, for like a week(actually more) but today they called and wanna meet me tomorrow for work. Problem is, I fucked up my sleep cycle, big time. I hope me requesting to meet them at 7pm won't cause a problem!
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At a startup company I fear that every day when I fail to meet our over ambitious deadlines given to customers.
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Coding late at night to meet a deadline, feeling tired so I decide to finish it off early in the morning and my mind is like..
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Meet the rubber duck I use for debugging.
He calls himself Pudge. And every time I make a mistake in my explanation, he butchers me ☺️.
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I'd love to meet the sadist that lead the Apple certificate and provisioning portal/process. Apple really needs to up their game, their dev tools have gone way downhill.1
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!rant
Went to a dev group meet up today. I can honestly say devs are the best kind of people around!
Any FCC people around?2 -
I like it when our developer goes out to meet the customer himself for on-sight support. He gets a first-hand experience of CustomerRant4
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When sales guys and clients meet up after a successful project, meanwhile the guys that actually did it all are non existent.
https://youtu.be/YMmzc_WhUmQ -
Hey Fellow devRanters in Jakarta, let's meet up!
Let's have our first devRant meeting?
And join here: https://t.me/joinchat/...26 -
That's funny how I'm pretty sure I had interaction on devRant with people I know IRL, without the possibility to verify. I like the mystery that maybe the guy I saw commenting or ranting is someone I am familiar with.2
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!rant
Just need a job where i have to travel a lot, meet new cultures, new people, try everything new8 -
Is disaster recovery capability to meet business requirements and testing it part of your new system implementation roadmap?
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when you meet someone studying computer science and ask them "what are your interests in computer science?" and they respond "coding."
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Was thinking why don't we organize a giant devrant meet up online via video chat or somethong where everyone socializes and meet other users face to face3
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Everyone seems to enjoy posting their debuggers so meet the team:
Slash, Classic Duck, Varys, and a Son of the Harpy repainted to look like my D&D character courtesy of my roommate
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Sitting beside a road at 22:00 because you are afraid to go back nor meet with anyone nor do anything.
Things are not very well. -
Work proxy, meet dependency hell.
Can't even install pip modules, everything has to be done through source 😓 -
Here's my checklist:
- education opportunities? Conferences etc.
- blogging?
- open source contribution?
- test coverage?
- CI/CD?
- always meet with the team -
Went to an Elm meet up desperate to understand what an Effect is.
Asked out enthusiastically and received the answer:
A higher order Signal -
Meet up with a new client, everything looks good feature wise and planning. Then the $ hits & I get hit up the fucking ass again.3
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Not before long, I guess we may have to put up with bots during code review...😂
Meet the Bots That Review and Write Snippets of Facebook's Code
https://spectrum.ieee.org/tech-talk... -
Inspired by @gowtham-sai
Are there any ranters from Gdańsk, or 3city, Poland?
Meeting would be a nice thing :D5 -
Tfw the contractors in India are striking but you have a deadline to meet so the PM dumps all their work onto you even though you were already rushing to meet a different deadline.2
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Refactoring code to meet style guide..... 20 bucks says outside of my code reviews no one will look at it for years.
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the universe of Amazon
here meet the team avengers.. united with batman and superman. somebody tell this seller to cross check ©
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Have you ever thought, you might meet your soulmate or etc here? As a guy watching some of the rants here, I'd have Endless Hours of how was work or22
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Alpine 3.10 image's shell doesn't know globstar. After reading some article and feeds written by GNU and stackoverflow, I replace ** with {*, */*, */*/*, */*/*/*, */*/*/*/*, */*/*/*/*/*} in CI scripts to meet the temporary requirement sadly :/3
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Discord server under development for software engineering, cyber security, networking, and IT talk in general. Looking to meet new people and talk :). @ me if you're interested in testing it.4
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our kind is able to bend the law!
to all who have concerns about memes/article13 meet the dayly hero:
https://reddit.com/r/...2 -
Hey Devranter's from mumbai
Why not we meet somewhere in Mumbai?
Please tag other ranter's in comment Who are from Mumbai.
@Floydian17 -
Finally i knew it, you always give me a false promise, I shouldn’t trust you from the first time we meet. Damn you JS Developer 🤦♂️1
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if you feel like no coding, cuz of this super hot weather.
better meet some friends at the lake grab some beer and have fun. -
Does "meet the team" in the recruitment process means your hired, and what is the influence of business analyst in the recruitment process ?2
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We guys should have a meet up at our own cities with fellow devRanter's ...that would be awesome ! So cool to meet awesome ppl here ... anyone Pune,India ?1
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He you all, I'm in London between 27th and the 30th of July. Wanna meet up, grap some coffee, just chill and talk some code?
Hit me up below!!1 -
has anyone tries sieera with mid 2012 editon? little worried the progress bar is nt moving and I am very desparate to meet sirj2
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When your client want you to come on skype meet at 8 pm.so you missed your party and be there . and he came at 11 pm with next time 😡2
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If anyone else is going to be at ElixirConf in Washington this week, let me know! I'd love to meet some of you!3
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Nice to meet you, where you've been? I can show you legacy code.
C, Python, Ruby and Node.
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That moment when the 'react-native init' project does not meet the widely known best practice 'airbnb es lint' code standards.1
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Work from home..7 weeks..daily
meeting.start with using skype,then google meet,.after that zoom,after that microsoft teams and back to skype now..3 -
are there others joyfully place like this one for #developers other similar Platforms where developer could meet and exchange like here ?2
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After meet emacs, I NEED keyboard shortcuts even for visual interfaces and chill apps. Even, for apps like Telegram, WhatsApp, Magnet (Windows Manager for OS X), Photoshop & Illustrator among others.1
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I really want to go on some blind dates & meet some new, beautiful & amazing women. but in my country, blind dates so rare :(
I wish, I lived in South Korea9 -
I'm in need of an opinion.
I'm in my final year at my university and have finished all my major subjects. Lately I have been having the feeling that I am under utilizing my ability and That I can do a lot more than what I'm doing in my life.
Just to put into perspective, I have one heck of a resume with senior job positions.
I've been considering leaving or taking a break from my university so that I can at least see where I am in life and to fully utilize my skills to see if I can build a better life than the one I'm currently. Honestly, I have no "Raggrets". I just feel like I can do better now and come back to uni to finish my degree in the coming years.
What would your take be? Would it be okay for me to quit? Since I have epic network and people know me by my skills, I don't believe finding a good job would be hard. And I already have a pretty decent job. I just don't know if I should take a break from university or not.4 -
I never got into IRC but I heard that it is dead by now?
I just wanted to chat about topics or "meet" new people
So any alternative to IRC?3 -
is there a way to meet people with interests in developing other than local clubs because there are none where I live
noteForPeople:I am 13
Email:VINDIC@protonmail.com9 -
Some people referencing each other makes it seem like this platform is a small circle. Do you guys meet in real life too?5
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This ad should be titled: "Meet Spot Enterprise", faulty gauge and reactor melt down -- all from the comfort of your home
https://youtu.be/F843AqfNsaA
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(No punchlines just a rant sorry, very angry at this person. Can't leave the club. Talked to seniors about it. Talked to coworkers for some voluntary help. No help here ;-;)
Yesterday: we need to have a meet to plan things out. 3 PM?
Rainbow eating monster: Yes
Yesterday 5 PM: Reminder
Rainbow shitting monster: I can't I have important things
Yesterday 5:01 PM: Children eating monster (in group): hey yall watching the event going on rn
Yesterday 5:02 PM: is this what you're busy with?
Rabbit pooping monster: this of course I can't miss. And anyways I have 5 more things to do: thing that I've already done, this club meet that you asked me to do yesterday and I said I'd have done, a meet with a friend, I'm having lunch now, and a meet with you. Hence I can't meet with you.
...
Today (in group): Kidney stealing monster: @me (irrelevant to discussion) can you meet for other thing that *I* was supposed to do a week ago?
Will you be available @me at 5 PM?
Okay everyone, assuming @me is available, tentatively we meet at 5 PM.
Today 12 PM: i wake up to this faeces3 -
Hey programmers, i'm want to meet new web developers. Comment here to meet me, maybe get a contact6
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Although I'm 26, I feel old.
Whenever I meet or hangout with people similar age; I just feel like I don't belong there. Not a good experience.8
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