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#happyvalentinesday

I don't hate PHP.

Took me a while to get it :D

Girlfriend created a github account today, I'm so proud!

!rant

I just figured out you can double tap rants to give them a ++.

Any IT crowd fans here? I know it's an old show but it is Awesome!

I like Angular one and find it better than Angular 2...aahh now i have it off my chest

Junior Dev does npm install, Opens LinkedIn profile and adds Node.js in skills.

Who else think this is awesome

So true!!!!

If it's so simple, why don't you do it?

StackOverflow is offline. Going home...

function getTrue() {
return true;
}

Wut? You serious?

alias "git commit"="git reset --hard HEAD"

//TODO fix me !

Hardest part of starting a project: Picking a name.

It doesn't matter what I'm programming in, every time my wife sees me writing code she'll tell me "I think you forgot a semi-colon there".
I guess it was funny the first 3 times, but after 10 years, every day?

Reading your code from years back is one of the most painful experiences a developer has to go through.

Made a really cool spinning animation on a button that submits a form...

API Call is too fast to see it

setTimeout

Holy hell these things are killing me!

Developer (master's degree, -bleeping- smart guy, no kidding) was bragging on how he made a piece of code 3x faster (with the usual pinch that the original dev was incompetent) and spent nearly 6 weeks working on it (wrote his own parallel-foreach library because Microsoft's parallel library was "too slow").
I was the original dev and he didn't know I had my own performance counters where I broke down each stack (database access, network I/O, and the code logic).
Average time was around 5ms (yes milliseconds) and worst case was around 10 seconds. His '3x improvement' was based on the worst test case, which improved by about a second. Showed our boss my graph (laughed out loud, said 'WTF', other curse words) and the dev hasn't spoken to me in weeks (I say 'hi' in the hall and he keeps walking)
Take that master's degree and high IQ and shove it.

this books may change your life.

PS: first rant, you guys are great

So glad you are here guys :')

Schrödinger's

I'm creating a website and I'm thinking: Wow, I use html, css, javacript and python, I'm awesome! Then I see what other people know: shit, I'm not awesome...
Programmer: the more you know, the more modest you become...

Guessing endpoints. My favorite game.

ctrl+xzcvXZsSawqefddrf

New official devRant web cartoon! Check it out on youtube: https://youtube.com/watch/...

Been a hell of a lot of fun making it, hope you all get a laugh!

When you begin to feel like Hodor...