B2Plane I've found the best spot for you to take a dump:

Honey, load my shotgun

Today, I was successful in shouting AGENT into an automated call menu today to get to an actual agent.

This is lead acetate. It looks like sugar and tastes like sugar, yet it’s as toxic as lead.
Have a good day!

I still have like, 4 working days left but my manager is on holiday from today so as far as I'm concerned, so am I.

Who knew I'd be saved by a wiki/doc written by myself a year ago.

You use English because it’s the only language you know
I use English because it’s the only language YOU know
We are not the same

I can't wait for openAI to go bust.

today i was asked to encrypt a public key, because "it's sensitive info".

a PUBLIC key.

smh

it's not even hard (literally 1 line of code), but come on...

Instead of age++, I now do lifetime--;

New baby girl 🥰

Worryingly, at 4:04pm.

Guys what the hell.

I clicked “update and shut down” and it honestly did it. It didn’t restart and leave my laptop running. It actually really for real genuinely earnestly updated and SHUT DOWN. Microsoft finally figured it out? They finally did it?????

Serverless.

This is where your Lambdas run

damn it

To anyone I offended this year:

Work on yourself so I don't gotta do it again in 2025.

Open letter to any website that is trying to implement "smooth scrolling" on their website using JavaScript: stop, consider how awful it is 100% of the time, and kill yourself please.

ooooh, this gon be god

Threw up in my mouth a bit reading this.

I did it.

I finally fucked prod.

And had to do open heart surgery on the service to get it unfucked.

Shit happens. Luckily its internal prod only...

My employer forgot that I've been overseas for 6 months. Just, forgot.

client cto: "SOMEBODY COMPROMISED YOUR KEY!!!! IT SHOWS SOMEBODY LOGGED IN TO DEVOPS GUY'S ACCOUNT USING KALI LINUX!!!!! HERE ARE THE LOGS!!!!"

the logs: *show an ip address*

the ip address: *ip address of the office*

devops guy: *actually uses kali linux*

not really a rant, just found it funny

Things that shouldn't have needed to be said:
Don't give an LLM sudo and pipe all it's output to bash...
https://theregister.com/AMP/2024/...

Support has today gotten the bug report that a user cannot make phone calls from Antarctica

lol

ahem…

A job description that looks like it was written by actual developers

1 month after the return to the office policy & the toilets are not draining

Deleted over 1'500 lines of code over the last 2 days and replaced it with 80 lines of readable, simple, generic code.

And I'm feeelin' gooood 🎶

Seven more years until I retire.

Urrrrggghhhh I have an all hands meeting this afternoon and I just don't care...

I'm averaging 3 hours a day outside of meetings. Mostly in 30 minute blocks.

Manager is wondering why I can't get work done...