Webpage: It looks like you are using ad-blocker
Me: It looks like you are getting closed biatch.

Don't send me a confirmation email that I successfully unsubscribed from your list you shit nugget.

Feeling of power...

⚫⚫⚫⚫🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

More Timezones

i -= --i

The power of java

Me and my dev boyfriend went camping the other day in the middle of nowhere in Chile. Before entering the campsite we agreed no dev talk on the hike and then the moment we arrive we get the 0th tent platform. We looked at each other and chuckled our way into the tent 😂
#relationshipGoals

what i can do

"If you do something last minute, it only takes a minute to do."

.........

Ohh....so thats how you make babies

Got that random urge to wipe the PC and start again. Idk why

Your code is supposed to solve the primary problem you have. It is not supposed to create problems and solve those problems you do not have initially.

During my interview, I poured some water into a cup and it overflowed a little bit.
Interviewer: Nervous?
Me : No, I just always give my 110%

In peace for a while

I found a chrome addon that allows me to search webpages with regex. I've had it for a full minute and I already love it.

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/...

love finding those lol

....Meme....

Hahaha

No one:
Airpod users:

Manager: "How long do you think this will take?"

My brain:
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it

Me: "Shouldn't take too long"

I actually lent a girl an umbrella yesterday which takes the total number of girls I've made wet this year to -1.

It’s fun to open things.

I’ve had this cord (not the iPod) for seven years and it still works with no issues. Why can’t today’s cords be so good

My thoughts on programming:

As a child:
It is 100% magic

As a developer:
It is 65% if/else statements, 34% iterating an array, 1% actual amazing and unique code

Hmm... That's genius!

Today is my first day after a 10 day vacation. So glad today is Friday ❤️

These "learn {language} in {x} minutes" tutorials are getting out of hand