Use Vim. What could happen?...

Final.zip
Final1.zip
Finalfinal.zip
final.v1.zip
Final.v2.zip

Project folder without git

When someone asks you to estimate a task and then uses it as a deadline 😡

you'd think by now people would understand version control. a whole days work gone because of bad merging.

Happy Friday! For all you programmers that have unresolved bugs, best of luck on fixing them before 5! :)

Front end and vim

When I drink and code at home I put "while drunk" at the end of a commit so I know which ones to look back over later. This system worked great for me until yesterday when I included that in a PR for a work repo.

Sales person - I've got this bespoke job in, here's the spec *hands over a price of paper with a drawing* and I've charged 7 days of your time.

Me - thanks...

*dig deeper in to the job and it's at least a months worth of work*

Css life

why does this seem to fix everything?

IE6 sucks

Uh oh...

Sometimes they pay off...

Devlife

You aint no dev son

Damn I'm tired of js build tools. Having just converted my build scripts to make is really making my day. Damn it's fast.

Coding hungover is no fun

Why does the blowjob-under-the-table-while-hacking scene from Swordfish never happen to me.

Everyone always says the previous developer was crap, sometimes you're right

That feeling when you're finally done with a pretty big PR and ready to go live. You excitedly send it out to a few of your peers, and then... 20 comments! The real work has just begun 😭

Imagine an annual $50k+ enterprise software package that didn't distinguish between a null and an empty string in valuing critical data. Not noticed for years - wtf?

When you look at your own code and are like "wow that's sloppy"

Sublime Text is a great editor but the fact that active development on it has seemed to come to a hault sucks.