choose one of them :)

$ sudo apt-get remove UK
...
After this operation, 1 GB will be lost.
Do you want to continue? [Y/n]

There goes my Sunday 😏

It happens a lot 🤔

Source: https://imgur.com/ew4Agpt

The manager that believed that sharing code was bad. We had a web and a windows client over the same db. No code shared. He'd rather duplicate the code and maintenance than share it. And the BL should be put in stored procedures, 'cause that's so easy to change in-flight...

Sometimes I name my project "suicide" so that when I do a git commit I could say that I committed suicide.

Exactly! :D
Credits: fossBytes

We all know French people are known for their strikes and throwing down work.. but windows 3.1 still running at Orly airport? Do people even work?

When in internship you have to read 150000 lines of code to make changes and the code does not have any comments, no indentation, no documentation, no wiki. You'll be like fuck this shit. I'm outta here.

When u are new into programming.... Ur zeal is very high .... You wanna learn all programming languages at the same time...#haba

Yes, that happens!!!

FB post: I have a basic algorithm for detecting faces from webcam > What should I do to show respective names of persons when they show up in Webcam ?Please help !

Me : What's the output of your algorithm

Author : bounding box around the face.

*shoot myself in head*

Could be a minute a day or a year.

ever so often I have to deal with people who can be easily replaced with a shell script.

When agile really only means 'ship faster'...

#titanic {
float: none;
}

I have nightmares about the new project already....

Memories

I'm super divided.
I really want to spread devRant at the office, cause no one should miss out on this! But at the same time they might notice my rants about them.
Hmmmm...

EU Referendum results are in and it looks like Britain is leaving.

Scary times ahead! Good job I'm part of a global industry eh?

our "team lead" lives 2700 km away and comes to us once in six months

If living and working in the UK wasn't hard enough as is for a student. This now happens and has, pretty much, screwed everything over.
Promoted lies, PM stepping down, value of pound dropping.
All going great! ☺️🔫

The satisfaction a developer get when you see something hacked publicly.

Command executed..

Windows is coming.

Programmers life

Boss: I don't know what you're saying, it's all Yoda speak.

Me: Idiot, you are.

When you slog many nights and whole weekend to complete a particular feature and then..
The client changes the requirements :|

WHAT THE FUCKIN FUCK..

I flick stink bugs on their back and watch them die as they hopelessly try to turn their life around. It's the closest resemblance to my career as a Web Developer, flicked by the 'project manager'.

The future is here