Every thought of using developer-related stuff in your home? When I get married I plan to have a private family slack workspace and Trello board and everyone gives stand-ups.

There’s a SQL joke in there somewhere

😂😂😂😂

Someone hit this guy (－‸ლ)

Where's the who write this code

😂 or learn PHP

Testing functionality of the form

500 would've been more scarier.

Should've gone with AC

Our(n)

Recently I came upon this:
*image attached*
It's a guide of how to speak in a programer's language🧐.

I'm a software developer man. Believe it 😎

Too bad my inner social awkwardness would kick in and I wouldn't know what to say lol

Internet streaming website be like:

Oh no, you can't right click and save the video file on your computer!

*f12* *ctrl+f* *<video* *right click* *open in new tab* *right click* *save as*

Hello New Spring Framework project.

*Admin leaves his computer unlocked*

1. Takes a desktop screenshot and flips it and sets it as background.
2. Disables right click.
3. Hides taskbar.
4. Flips the screen.
5. Connects keyboard to another computer close by with screen off.
6. Has the time of the week.

*Hopefully, there is no revenge 😁*

Hired!!!

I don't know why everyone seems to think Chrome uses too much memory... My work machine has 32 GB of RAM and it runs fine with Chrome only consuming half of that. I'm thinking of upgrading to 128 GB and then I'll be able to run Chrome AND Atom at the same time!

Icon for my upcoming application framework thing on Rust!

Stack memes

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I made a fan page for my favourite League of Legends Champion: Camille. Also, a kind of newsletter because I have no life.

It's Friday!

🚽 - 5 min
🚽+📱 -15 min
🚽+📱+📶(WiFi) - 1hr
🚽+📱+📶+🔌 - infinite😂😂

Hope I'm not late with this one.

I say It's easy 👌

What the fuck is wrong with these kind of people?!
So I recently appeared for an android dev job interview in a start-up; the whole time the interviewer (he was the CTO) looked super excited and into my work. I am a fresh graduate with 0 experience in a professional working environment but have a history of a couple of successful apps on the play store since 3 years. The entire time we discussed future plans for the startup and how I was going to contribute towards it. He seemed very interested in my deep learning projects for android and wanted to have similar projects for his products. In the end, he asked me to develop some 'test' projects that can be integrated into his start-up products and told me he'll hire me if he finds it to be as per his need. So I worked on these 'projects' for a month and submitted it to him. He replied that he's impressed with them and will contact me shortly to confirm my job.
That fucker has been ignoring me ever since. He's not responding to any of my e-mails or messages. I feel like a shit right now. How to deal with these assholes?

They: "if you hang out with successful people a lot, you'll be successful too"

Me: *Joins devRant* "hey guys! how long before I'm a successful programmer?"

coffee + sativa + some funk

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