Marketing: it's not working...

Me: *fixes bug and pushes changes in less than 5 mins*

Me: Well it's working for me

Marketing: strange... it wasn't working 5 minutes ago...

I love their faces of confusion haha

*me coding in Atom in world history class*
*Teacher walks over*
Teacher: Are you on task?
Me: I'm taking notes.
Teacher: It doesn't look like it.
Me: I set a dark theme for Microsoft Word.
*Teacher walks away*

Me: We should change the http response code to anything but 200 OK in the error response case of our API.
Other dev: No, it's fine.
Me: Why?
Other dev: The client successfully receives an error message.
Me: ┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻

Just found the best dev ever.

https://alcohollick.com/tfw.html

Peer-to-peer connection.

🙂

My rubber duck is not hatching from my rubber egg. I'm starting to worry :-S

Quite possibly the worst question I have ever seen on Stack Overflow

I really dont get it when people cry over "when sending password in emails".

Had a customer today that wants us to send credentials on WhatsApp instead because it is "secure" instead of email, because email is insecure... .

Elon Musk: Space junk is a serious issue
Also Elon Musk: I put a Tesla into orbit lol

Love this guy

Found this posted on the wall at a courthouse here in Los Angeles. 😂

JavaScript is like lego, you can build almost anything with it. But if you don't know what you're doing, the result will be just a nonsensical bunch of fragments.

Can't express how happy and grateful I am in words.

Alright, well done SpaceX

Musk, I love you

THEY PULLED IT OFF! THEY FUCKING DID IT. FUCK YES!
GO SPACEX
TO THE MOON
TO THE MARRS
AND FURTHER

> It's forty years in the future
> Chilling in orbit, in my car
> *phone vibrates*
> "You have 1 new message"
> LinkedIn: People are looking at your profile

If you don't realize this early on in JavaScript, it will fuck you up.

When a website uses https but stores passwords in plain text...

What if Doctors are treated as developers?

I'll never understand how big companies like Amazon can get away with such a shitty UX.

Did you say security?

We are do this but it vim, screen and ..

It all makes sense now...

1969:
-what're you doing with that 2KB of RAM?
-sending people to the moon

2017:
-what're you doing with that 1.5GB of RAM?
-running Slack

Awesome job guys, great count down, -1 out of 1-

It's funny because it's true

When you try to tell your fellow devs to start using Git 😶

It arrived!

No doubt 😂

Found something true as 1 == 1