Use your status codes

"If you think good design is expensive, you should look at the cost of bad design." - Ralf Speth

To my ex manager

you left to berlin, and left me to rot

my new lead sucks, i kid you not

it was ok if I slacked off, You used to be chill

But my new lead is uptight, he's on my list to kill

I wanna run errands in work hours, is that so bad?

was doing so for years, now i lost what i had

I cant drive in peace, coz i know he'd call

so i had to cancel plans to go to the mall

its like 10 to 6 is now constant work

I hate my new lead, he is such a jerk

oh boi

Stackoverflow has dark mode! Oh my yes!

What are these wk100, wk200 tags everyone are mentioning?

Want one

I finally have 31 ++'s 🤩

Modern tragedy in four lines:

- I just bought a new 1TB SSD
- Look at all this free space
- Let's do npm install
- Oh no

Pics ? 😃😃😃

Emojis in the email subject line should be forbidden.

Completely switched to linux now when I do development. It's a fucken bliss.

I just remembered the first time I set up a Linux-Server. It was a simple Apache webserver at my first internship anf I didnt have a clue about literally anything.

My mentor guided me through and gave me literal step-by-step instructions (alright, now type... and now type...).

At the end he told me "OK, now run 'sudo rm -rf /*' to finish setting up". Me, being the naive and clueless motherfucker I am, happily nuked the everloving shit out of my newly setup server. I was like "Alright, WTF just happened??" He then told me "Now that you know how it works, do the entire thing again all by yourself. And you just learned an important lesson: NEVER exexute commands you dont know what theyre doing". I really did learn a lot on that day and still follow that lesson :D

If Drivers where hired like Programmers ...

😂😂😂😂😂

Gets me every time

$.ajax({});

A: dns record.
AA: batery
AAA: batery
AAAA: dns record

The API they gave me.

Bruh.

I hate people who pushes/pulls/leans on my chair while asking me a question.

God works in mysterious ways...

this guy found 1 mysterious way.

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Can confirm. It is really like this.

If you feel useless, remember, Word has a dark theme

Job market these days... 😂

*Taken*

Not mine :(
But found it relatable 😂

This is what happens when you hire a philosophy major.

C++ Fast

The perfect answer

The bottomless pit