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i haven't seen "rant of the week" thingy for a lot of time, i assumed my app needs updating but i know there r no longer android updates.
is the feature dead or is there an apk i can get?6 -
due to my ex blonde whores disrespectful and the most vile disgusting behavior a female can have
i have to keep reminding myself that this is a man's world and whores (all females of the world) are just an optional added bonus for the man (myself) to enjoy using and discard into trash when its used.
no idea why am i naturally psychopathic so i dont feel no emotion. i would love to become like that tho any tips?4 -
There are advantages to being really hungry and having some sensory issues. I went and got tacos from the taco bus today. I sat at my desk to eat them. I was really hungry today.
As I started eating them I could feel the hot of the salsa causing all my nerves in my mouth to really trip out. I could taste the meat, the sauce, the tortilla, and the cheese at a heightened sensation. As I was chewing the first few bites I literally shook a bit as the smorgasbord of pleasure sensations shot through my mouth. I could feel my eyes rolling back in my head. I didn't know one could have a mouthgasm. The sensations were so intense.
I have had this happen before, but never this intense or memorable. I felt like I would have been embarrassed to eat like this in front of other people. If this is something I can repeat I would be inclined to starve myself to make myself extra hungry to experience this again. What a nice surprise for lunch. Nobody expects surprise mouth sex. (Idea of new Monty Python skit?)
I have to say I would have to leave an anonymous review for the taco bus if I were to relay the mouthgasm event. Is this the start of a new fetish? Now I am sensually attracted to tacos. Well done taco bus, well done.7 -
Debugged a self written http(s) reverse proxy for the whole day for nothing. The slowing down seem to be a link to an old server that went down by coincidence i started to work on it. So the browser, kept giving a loading sign. Normally that would mean a bug in the reverse proxy, if you write one on your own.
Fuck.2 -
CSS is for children.
Who needs colors and blinking and custom fonts. Those things are retarded. HTML have everything you need to make functional websites.
Actually if you ever used CSS we should send you to gulag7 -
downside of being magically healed by people is I don't have the brain to learn magic (maybe it's the drugs honestly...) so I'm ravenously dependent on this guy to do another round so I can gain more brainpower
fucking hell
I don't like dependence
also every time he does this I feel like I've been sutured for 1-3 days. and I gotta be careful and not pull at them. how the hell do you do that with a brain? that's gonna be so fucking bad. "just don't think at 145 iq horsepower" tehe.
AND he says it's experimental. and what the fuck he says he's only this good at healing due to past mistakes... I might end up a vegetable. but I'm already a fucking vegetable. fuck
upside, he fixed my nervous system back to having endurance for emotions and stress so I'm not fucked up from thinking all this. yay some resilience for once after 3 years of hell
one guy thinks I survived a paradoxical collision of time magic. that doesn't make sense why the shit would I have hit a fucking time traveling universe. then he changed his mind thinking failed possession. this makes more sense to me but who the fuck would've wanted to possess me. fucking Christ. and could they not have melted my nervous system having tried to do so. mean as shit.
I still think it was a hex. I think it was a death hex actually.
thanks for coming to the weirdest shit ever Ted episode
my tarot cards basically say good luck, too. nothing happened. you had a bunch of energy, you made a bunch of money, now you can sit at home and think about stuff, effect the world with yourself as you see fit, and either be a judgemental prick or a righteous prick. this is basically a retirement plan.5 -
Bạn là người không có thời gian xem trực tiếp bóng đá nhưng vẫn muốn nắm được mọi diễn biến? Kết quả bóng đá Australia tại đây sẽ giúp bạn theo dõi từng trận đấu một cách trọn vẹn. Chỉ cần vài giây truy cập, bạn sẽ có ngay tỷ số cuối cùng và thông tin trận đấu tổng quan một cách đầy đủ.4
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Why does everything require an account these days?
I just wanted to try out a simple to-do list app. Next thing I know, it's asking for my email, phone number, and the name of my first pet. I'm not buying a house — I just want to tick off "buy milk."
Whatever happened to lightweight, no-signup tools? Devs, bring back simplicity please.
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If you need a quick pick-me-up filled with charm and silly fun, give this snack-powered baseball a try. It’s whimsical, surprisingly tricky, and perfect for some light-hearted gaming breaks.6
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When everything works, but nothing feels right.
You ever hit that weird stretch where all your code compiles, all your tests pass… but somehow, everything still feels off?
No fires to put out, no angry PMs breathing down your neck — and yet, the motivation just isn’t there. You stare at the screen, pretend to refactor, maybe rename a few variables, and then just… stare again.
It’s like the calm after a sprint, except the calm feels more like quicksand.
Not burnout. Not boredom. Just... blank.4 -
My phone broke a few months ago and when I went to a local retailer. All their phone specification and the price were locked behind a QR-code. You could not make an educated purchase lol
Who was the idiot that thought this was a good idea.5 -
just had my annual review. it felt like parsing a poorly formed JSON response.
{
"name": "Me",
"metrics_met": true,
"innovative_solutions": null,
"complex_problems_solved": undefined,
"mentorship_provided": null,
"overall_feedback": "excellent, good job, Keep up the good work."
}
all the real work—the late-night debugging, the patient mentoring of the junior dev, the architectural insight that saved us from a rewrite, it all just gets returned as null or undefined.
the system only has fields for the stuff that's easy to measure, not the stuff that actually matters. my career is being evaluated by a broken API.
i'm gonna start writing my own damn API documentation for my brain. at least then the payload would be accurate.15 -
How would it change your working behavior if you get about 5% shares of the company you are working at?20
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I absolutely despise state of org structures in mid-big companies due to mediocre devs and more than that mediocre middle managers that are responsible for putting out policies.
They are on doom spiral but somehow keep themselves afloat. Heard a policy for one of them is like you need to be using AI for 80% of your job? They are being run as if the person using it is unable to think for themselves. If you are micromanaging prompting why not fire the plebian, and use agents and 100% AI bitch.
But most companies are like this, why?5 -
skipped my meds yesterday night by accident and just got the best sleep I've had in a month. yeah fuck these things
and they lied to me and told me they were sleeping meds the first time even tho that was unnecessary to be doing and they're not prescribed for sleep
I hate the medical field. that's so fucking gross23 -
The reason why CS graduates don't make the big bucks is that they do not learn how to configure CI pipelines for gitlab in university.8
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What's your favorite letter? Mine is Z. It have a fascinating history. it was originally an S, but it became edgy and angular.13
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GRAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH POOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
That's just my frustration with SourceTree.
This is a story all about how my SourceTree got twisted upside down, and I'd like to take a minute to just sit right there and tell you how I pushed my code to my repository on GitHub:
Iiiiiin my SourceTree, born and raised, I checked out my branch, tried to push but SourceTree said: "See ya later!" (denied/authentication failed). Sssoooo I told myself I was not going to use ChatGPT to solve this problem. I was going to use my Medior skillzzzz1!1!1!Oen and so I did solve it, but what a fucking hassle!
First I tried to remove all credentials from SourceTree and from my system, then I tried to add a fine-grained PAT, and finally... someone mentioned on StackOverflow that it was the git version that was oudated. So, SourceTree has an outdated embedded git, even on the latest version. Wtf?! Anyway, so I let it choose system git (which uses the latest git version).
And now it works!
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.21