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cafecortado

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time, the client
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shovethisrant

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drove their car into the
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TeachMeCode

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retirement home
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IHateForALiving

2805

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and killed me
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retoor

11681

179d

But left puff alive because
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IHateForALiving

2805

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devs can't count...?
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Lensflare

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179d

His cat ate…
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TeachMeCode

5174

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a dead cat
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SoldierOfCode

1802

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Then a fox
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SoldierOfCode

1802

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(Also holy shit you people can't count)
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IHateForALiving

2805

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could actually count
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retoor

11681

179d

On his lawyer
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SoldierOfCode

1802

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To deliver a
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cafecortado

7838

179d

unit test to
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NeatNerdPrime

4351

179d

Examine court evidence
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NeatNerdPrime

4351

179d

For the murder
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retoor

11681

179d

On professor Dumbledore
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SoldierOfCode

1802

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The defendant, Gandalf
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cafecortado

7838

179d

lost his bitcoins
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NeatNerdPrime

4351

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Because of ftx
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NeatNerdPrime

4351

179d

And believing sam
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decp

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179d

accused him of
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cafecortado

7838

179d

shitting so much
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Lensflare

17101

178d

Suddenly b2plane came
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retoor

11681

178d

@Lensflare on his hot
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NeatNerdPrime

4351

178d

Busted leasing car
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dotenvironment

1102

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and dropped his
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retoor

11681

178d

@dotenvironment blonde feminine gf
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Chewbanacas

655

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To insert five
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vintprox

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notes into pocket
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AceDev

270

178d

just before the
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ViRaS

1985

178d

Asteroid struck earth
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vintprox

5688

178d

to eradicate the
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DamoMac

608

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increasing badger population
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vintprox

5688

178d

and pesky mushrooms
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NeatNerdPrime

4351

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Called orc waaagh
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Root

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(which is heresy)
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Chewbanacas

655

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So he purged
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cafecortado

7838

178d

javascript of its
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retoor

11681

178d

Cheap v8 engine
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Lensflare

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178d

using a ritual
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themissingbrace

651

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Performed by C'ers
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poornatheja

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177d

And it failed
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cafecortado

7838

177d

successfully, infuriating rustaceans
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Root

82545

173d

from the deep
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NeatNerdPrime

4351

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Threads of reddit
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Wisecrack

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still speak of
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retoor

11681

126d

B2plane cause he
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Lensflare

17101

126d

didn’t like that
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retoor

11681

126d

Trannie's walking lose
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NeatNerdPrime

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Reading children's stories
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dimsumexception

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but in reverse
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Wisecrack

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@-red like wacky satanists
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vintprox

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from JoJo adventures
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Wisecrack

9972

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@vintprox fighting metrosexual vampires

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