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cafecortado

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time, the client
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shovethisrant

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drove their car into the
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TeachMeCode

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retirement home
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IHateForALiving

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and killed me
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typosaurus

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But left puff alive because
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IHateForALiving

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devs can't count...?
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Lensflare

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His cat ate…
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TeachMeCode

5175

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a dead cat
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SoldierOfCode

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Then a fox
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SoldierOfCode

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(Also holy shit you people can't count)
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IHateForALiving

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could actually count
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typosaurus

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On his lawyer
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SoldierOfCode

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To deliver a
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cafecortado

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unit test to
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NeatNerdPrime

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216d

Examine court evidence
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NeatNerdPrime

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For the murder
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typosaurus

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On professor Dumbledore
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SoldierOfCode

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The defendant, Gandalf
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cafecortado

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lost his bitcoins
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NeatNerdPrime

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Because of ftx
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NeatNerdPrime

4318

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And believing sam
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decp

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accused him of
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cafecortado

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shitting so much
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Lensflare

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Suddenly b2plane came
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typosaurus

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@Lensflare on his hot
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NeatNerdPrime

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Busted leasing car
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dotenvironment

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and dropped his
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typosaurus

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@dotenvironment blonde feminine gf
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Chewbanacas

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To insert five
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vintprox

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notes into pocket
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AceDev

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just before the
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ViRaS

1967

216d

Asteroid struck earth
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vintprox

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215d

to eradicate the
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DamoMac

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increasing badger population
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vintprox

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and pesky mushrooms
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NeatNerdPrime

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Called orc waaagh
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Root

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(which is heresy)
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Chewbanacas

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So he purged
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cafecortado

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javascript of its
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typosaurus

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Cheap v8 engine
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Lensflare

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using a ritual
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themissingbrace

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Performed by C'ers
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poornatheja

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And it failed
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cafecortado

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successfully, infuriating rustaceans
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Root

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from the deep
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NeatNerdPrime

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Threads of reddit
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Wisecrack

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still speak of
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typosaurus

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B2plane cause he
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Lensflare

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didn’t like that
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typosaurus

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Trannie's walking lose
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NeatNerdPrime

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Reading children's stories
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Wisecrack

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@-red like wacky satanists
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vintprox

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from JoJo adventures
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Wisecrack

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@vintprox fighting metrosexual vampires

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