Dude is having identity crisis

Fuck React!
Fuck BCryptjs!!
Fuck Insomnia!!!
Fuck ExpressJs!!!
Fuck MongoDB!!!!!!
Fuck Case sensitivity!!!
Fuck Nodemon!!!!
Fuck coding!!!!!

where's the IT guy..?

Software is soft
Hardware is hard
Firmware is firm

Tuesday**

PM: can we have this site hosted by Friday..?
Me: I'll try but I need all the information about their organization

Wednesday**

PM: *sends half of the info I need

Thursday**
PM: how far have you gone..? I want us to host tomorrow
Me: I still don't have all the information I need

well...

Animal of the season 🌟🦙

I allowed this guy to present with my PC...
the mf closed my browser..!!!!!

Resumed to office today... nothing's changed.

What new thing can I add to our Workflow Innovation Hub..?

so this client asked me to build a fully functional financial education app for kids that she needed to present as a project in the next two days...

I did attempt it and it felt good but failed to meet the deadline cos I almost died

I love React

What plans do you have for Christmas..?

My Christmas plan - 25 commits and 25 different snacks 🥨

Dear DevRant,

This ain't fair 💔

server listening on port:3000

This is just my 3rd year in tech & 2nd year in Software Development (that means I'm still learning some advanced skills) but I've been told asked by my Head of Department to lecture Python next academic year (because he thinks I'm so good at it) and I'm still a student.

How do I balance things because I really want to become a software developer and I don't want lecturing to take my time away..?

Also do you have any tips on how I can deliver effective lecture..?

Just finished writing a Git Mini Handbook for beginners. Plan on releasing it on Amazon this week and then begin finalizing the Mega handbook.

I just find it better writing my knowledge into books other than sodding around a software project.

Successfully finalizing a software project & achieving set goals within a set time.

My frustration today came from Firebase :/

Sleeping while coding is two days of debugging for me...

If you can dream it 💡, I can code it 💻

her: * watching me 👀 *
guy 1: "what else do you do asides coding..?
her: * scoffs *
me: "lol, I do other things"
guy 2: * laughs hysterically 😂😂 *
me: "whattt..?? I do video editing and I write as well 🫤"
her: * 🙄 *

What's it with you guyssss??? 😂😫🤲🏻...I have other interests asides coding; you just have to be close to me to find out. I even make music and play the piano 🌝.....
Y'all dream a lot and you know it's your dreams I code 😪 {if you can dream it 💡, I can code it 💻

Started as the Acting Manager for my University's workflow hub today... basically what they mainly need me for is coming up with activities they can have and services they can render in relation to technology and innovation....

Are there any tips you can give..?

Doing what I dislike... documentation.

and I have to make the readme files for every directory within the codebase.!!

Any tips on what to do after 2 days of trying to fix a bug in a published project cos I'm losing my mind right now??

lol..

man asked me to upload a project and give him the zipped codebase.
I deleted all comments, duplicated files unnecessarily, used complex structures and gladly handed it over.