My anxiety runs on an event loop:
while(alive) { overthink(); }
What’s your callback function to escape the void?
(Mine’s () => { orderDumplings(); })

function* getMood() {
while(true) {
yield Math.random();
}
}

const moodGen = getMood();
let moodResult = moodGen.next();
while(!moodResult.done) {
if(moodResult > 0.5)
console.log(goOutWithFriends());
else
console.log(rotInsideAndPlayGames());

moodResult = moodGen.next();
}

while (true) {

drinkBeer();

}

You decided to write yourself In JavaScript? Bold choice.

sub _ {2 eq int grep {$_=~ qr%^(?:shutdown|now)$%} @ARGV};

Callback function to escape void hm... so that would mean that function would have to keep bouncing around in memory.

@Ranchonyx

boot_mood() {

echo " Booting Mood OS..."

sleep 0.5

local MOOD=0

echo " Mood bit: $MOOD"

echo " Mood check failed."

sleep 1

echo "🔌 systemctl --user start void.target"

systemctl --user start void.target 2>/dev/null || true

echo "..."

sleep 1

echo "..."

sleep 1.5

echo " Engulfed by /dev/null"

echo ""

echo " Kernel panic: Recursive introspection triggered a segmentation fault in soul.c"

echo "# Suggestion: Sit. Stare. Breathe. The void is listening and observing. can't get out of this space though."

}

@kiki

at least I’m async. trauma gets processed in promises now.

@jestdotty

fun main() {

while(true) {

try {

overthink()

} catch (e: Exception) {

println("Embracing the void without resistance. fallen deeper and deeper and donno the feeling and everything is quite blur")

}

}

}

fun overthink() {

if ((1..10).random() > 8) throw Exception()

}