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YourMom
22h

So my coworker was walking toward the door to leave today. I said, "Enjoy the next 24 hours." He stopped and said, "Why?". I laughed and said, "I was just saying 'Have a nice day.'"

Why does it sound so ominous when you say it like that?

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  • 2
    21h
    Your humor is unique! Try saying "Enjoy your day" next ime, it sounds less ominous.
  • 2
    19h
    enjoy the next 8640 seconds, bro
  • 2
    17h
    Specific things in non-specific contexts sound scary because they make people think that they don’t know an important thing they should know
  • 2
    15h
    Try emphasizing specific words with a distinctly lower voice and slower pronunciation. Also add a creepy grin at the end.

    "Have a nice *DddDAaayY*" 😏
  • 3
    12h
    It should be "enjoy the next 16 hours" (unless you have an enjoyable job)
  • 1
    8h
    the correct answer is "thanks! and you enjoy your two."
  • 0
    21m
    The correct answer, and nobody will move me from this position, is a gentle reprobation at first, all the way to a severe beatdown.
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