When we finally get to Mars, all programmers on Earth will scream in pain over having to program another timezone

git commit -m "adding summer 2009 photos"

This “Caps lock is on” feature when typing in passwords was probably very angrily added by a developer after several failed log in attempts.

Human source code is stored in balls :O

Caught myself spelling name Jason as json. Send help

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Life in tech industry... 😜

I love reviewing code. I learned a better way to write something. That feeling of "hum, that's a lot better than what I have been doing" is great.

Yesterday I was hanging with the guys from our Records dpt in the staff lounge. Their manager is a pretty nice talkative guy. Everything was going well until this happened..

Him: Hey you, I have an idea for an app. You can"definitely" help me, right? Or someone you know who also does the code thing..

Me: It depends. Just before you tell me about this idea, know that you'll be paying me or whoever will be doing this job unt..i..l *he interrupts

Him: Paying? I thought it was a one time or few hundreds of dollars. Why do I have to keep paying when you haven't finished the app?

Me: Did you finish your entire work this week?...but you're still getting paid next week, right?

Him: Oh crap, makes sense. Ok, how about I pay you the amount you charge then, that's it?

Me: See, you don't get it. I know once the app is done, you'll come back to me to fix and update things. When that time comes, you'll have to pay me again. And with the initial payment, don't just think you pay me and that's all... you'll...

Him: Crap, I have think more and come up with a plan for this.. nevermind, I'll keep you updated.

I think I made him sad knowing that, this sort of things doesn't happen easily.

Software engineering isn't a great side-career if your aspiration is to do other things.

It takes way too much of your time to let you do anything else.

Unpopular opinion: WFH is dull without cafeteria.

FK_MySqlWhyTheFuckIs_TheMaxCharLengthOfForeginKeys_Only64YouCun

Developers probably use yellow as the default color of emojis since it's the best balance between all the possible pigmentation of the human skin.

The next major war seems more likely to be started by a bug in someone's code than an action taken by a world leader.