Whenever anyone refers to software engineering as "IT" 😵

FUCK THEM FOR CHANGING MY PAYROLL.
MY GROSS RATE DROPPED 50$. AND THAT'S NOT WHAT WE AGREED ON. FUCK THAT COMPANY. I'LL JUST GO AWOL AND NEVER MENTION ANY OF THEIR COMPANY AGAIN.

I promise this solution will change all workspace

Is html even a thing

There's a huge difference between cloning (flappy birds) a successful product of software and making a better version of something (instacart). It requires having creativity, talent, and a desire to truly make something great.

Well life of a game developer it meant to be all fun until you start rigging a character on a potato system I call a laptop

Happy Monday, ranters!
There's nothing like starting the week with some (almost) critical issues to remind you that everything is full of shit. 😃

I can't take this Swift compile time anymore. It's up to 40 minutes now and all we can say is "optimize the code" and "get faster computers"

An interns excuse to not do work, "I'm a Java developer, not objc" are you really even a Dev at all smart ass?

Two identical websites. Both have identical files, settings, and contents. Both have identical style.css files.

One has H1-H6 headings that display in the "Rye" font as I've specified. The other's "Rye" font is completely AWOL. I'm just getting the site default.

But the sites are exact clones of each other?!?!?!

When your CS group is awol and the project is due in 3 days. But you just got back from spring break so are still drink as fuck off the most delicious Apple cider ever, angry orchards. So In a drunken furor you Google how to write an LL(1) recursive decent parser, all the while screaming into the empty echo chamber of your group slack about how bullshit it is.

I had a good night what about you?

What scares a student developer more than school exam that he did not the class and clueless about the entire coursework ...

So I was remembering something today. And the ugliness of it makes it difficult to focus on constructive things.

Apparently one of the things they were doing during the vietnam war was buying the identifies of either dead, murdered, or awol soldiers to put people in their place who were running from the law, or were monsters in general trying to hide from things they did. how nice. the whole unit would claim it was the person. for what payout ? or was the unit just some of these people undiscovered ? always the question. but if things like this became common knowledge someone talked, which is likely why I was spared iraq.

dumped a whole bunch of trash there, as the war made no sense in the first place. :P