Who are you? I didn't know that nerds could get someone

Happy developer life :D
Goodnight!

Every fucking time!
😂😂😂😂

Also a cautionary depiction of coding in dim rooms without a dark theme...

People now a days dont understand the value of creativity , being a developer means your creativity is also your productivity its your means to keep your job ,pay rent , buy clothes and have something to eat, its just sad to see people demoralize developers for "charging so much" to a project that people think is easy to do. We developers provide outputs and our creativity to the world, i think we deserve more than just a salary, but also a thank you for adding something to the world.

Every fu@$ing time..

Look honey, I wrote this little function that calls an api and submits 80% of the data to my submit form based on the input you give it, ain't that cool?
Her: "Yeah that's okay"
Me: Yeah, yeah it is..

If software you’re trying to use doesn’t have at least 500 lines bash install script downloaded directly from internet and piped into your machine it’s not software meant for developers.

*phases of learning to program*

Phase 1:
Yeah its so easy i love programming i'm gonna be a top programmer.

Phase 2:
Uuuhg.. programming sucks,i think i'm not meant for it,should i give up do something else maybe...

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I don't if this is common or not but it happens with me every day.
Reading from mobile and pressing down arrow on laptop.😂
But the most common one still is lowering or increasing the music volume on either devices, when the music is being played on exactly other. 😂😂
Multitasking is really fun.

FACT: The amount of problems you encounter with a project is inversely proportional to how close you are to finishing it.

Man : Have any experience in SQL

Dev : No !!

Man : Ok Np, Write in NOSQL 😭😭😂😂

Me using git

QA raised several issues. I updated the code, now he’s struggling to reproduce those. Exceptions are working as expected! 😁

Exploring Salesforce: More Than Just a CRM

If you’ve only heard of Salesforce as “that CRM thing sales teams use,” you’re missing out on the full picture. As I recently found out, Salesforce is way more than just a CRM—it’s practically an entire ecosystem for building enterprise-grade applications.

What is Salesforce?
At its core, Salesforce is a cloud-based platform for managing customer data. But beyond the CRM features, it provides a full-stack development environment through its Salesforce Platform.

Languages & Tools

Apex: Proprietary, Java-like language for server-side logic

Visualforce: Old-school templating for UI (mostly replaced now)

Lightning Web Components (LWC): Modern JavaScript framework—actually pretty slick

SOQL: Salesforce’s own query language for working with data

Customization
Salesforce lets you build custom apps, workflows, and automations without spinning up your own backend. Think of it like low-code meets full-code, with tight integration to built-in security, databases, and APIs.

Limits to Watch Out For

Governor limits: To protect shared resources, Salesforce enforces strict limits on how much CPU, DB queries, etc., you can use per transaction.

Deployment can be weird: Changes are deployed using metadata, and you’ll probably need a tool like SFDX or a CI/CD pipeline to stay sane.

Happy to chat with anyone else diving into the ecosystem—bonus points if you’ve got tips for dealing with sandbox madness or deployment XML nightmares.

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