"So you're a coder?"
"Yeah"
"Can you hack the pentagon then"

🙃

There ain't no place like ~

// sometimes I feel my compiler ignores all my comments :(

Working at a big-ish tech is like a completely different world.

Do we even speak the same words?

Why can't you say agree like a normal person. Who the frig made "++" a real life word (is it a verb/noun? wtf is it)

and then all those other acronyms like OKR, P1,p2,p3

Who talks like that?

Do y'all use an OKR (Objectives and Key Results) process for your teams? What are your thoughts on it?

Yes, i am a programmer
:No, i won't fix your microwave

Thought this would be relevant 😆
Source: in the picture, though I don't think that's the oc

Winning in the chrome dinosaur game means playing without dying till the internet comes back in and it automatically terminates the game screen !!

This is true I swear... I once worked on part of a project "optimization" that required, running a job on sidekiq in the background that spawns multiple threaded RPC calls on RabbitMQ (and be I/O blocking) till the jobs are done (or failed) so that it updates the status of the master object (that has the associated objects processed) and sends an email to the ops manager (just a summary email)... instead of using database locks... or dropping the email requirement...

I did it without arguing because I've already quit the job a while ago...

OKR

What a god damn waste of time. 🤡

Why is it that people start to care about quarterly objective key results only at the end of a quarter?

You know, those stretch goals decides by management grounded on wishful thinking rather than realistic planning.

I should plan my vacation on the last weeks of the quarters.

Good Morning ordinary people.....

My colleague once wrote 160 lines of ruby code that violated rubocop in 102 lines (and he thinks he is a "clever" senior)

So...., how many of you didn't know yet that Jesus knew javascript?

If we really try to reinvent the wheel, and if we did that successfully, I bet it will be 2x better than at least all the unfancy stuff in the dev-market

Back on terra firma.
Free as a bird
#ohWhatAbeautifulMorning

So, what do you think as a perfect routine as a student and a developer ?
thankx in advance !
edit: mainly in quarantine ;)

I'm new to corporate environment, 3 months in. Why should I care about filling OKR if I don't care about my promotion? Just wanna get things done and that's it.

Darn!
It's simply the Parkinson's Law guys, it says that 'work' expands as until it reaches it's deadlines (if any), so for indefinite time, I guess I'll plan and admire many projects but COMPLETE NONE!

DEADLINES ARE NECESSARY,

else I'll keep kn moving from one project to another without any plans of completion :3