return soup(i-1)+soup(i-2);

Mechanical Keyboards.
I mean, just look at this beauty.

My cousin is mad on his ISP
ISP promise 16 Mbps
he only get 2MBps max when he downloads

hahahaha,know your bits and bytes

Do these NPC devs even read the README of a project before spewing some dumbass stackoverflow like garbage in an issue thread?

Do your damn job. Being a good software engineer is not like TiKtOk or cHaTgPt where some "magical" answer or entertainment is spoon fed to you, do your absolute best to solve it yourself first, before causing more chaos out in the opensource world.

need to schedule a call with a guy from another branch at work. i tell him that because of the time zone shift, i can do earliest around noon his time (and that's being generous, thats really early for a dev my time)

and of course, what does he turn around and do? sends me a meeting for 3 AM...

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

i can't be the one with mental illness right?

perhaps the thing to do is just go around being so fucking ignorant you're just blissfully happy at all times

It's technically impossible for this update not to fuck everything up.

Oh, I use Arch Linux btw.

What is the greatest bullshit you haved heard from a salesman in a computer store?

Remember, the more "cutting edge" and "thousands of clients" a company has is inversely related to the quality of documentation they have on their APIs and software solutions.

I don't give a fuck about your pretty examples, show me which FIELDS can take which VALUES. It's that simple. Instead, I'm wasting your company's and my own time by spamming support for what should be basic questions clearly outlined in the documentation.

golang TIL:

*myInt++

is not the same as

(*myInt)++

thanks for that headscratcher!

another rough case of RTFD

So many idiots ask nonsensical questions on SO they could answer on their own if they bothered to read the fucking docs.
As if that wasn't enough, they redact their questions in a way that makes it nearly impossible to decipher what they want.

Google is now buying gitlab.
RIP open source.

Breaking News!
Microsoft makes windows open source.

Antergos Ending?
Manjaro sucks.
Im lazy to do cli install.
Any suggestion?

A guy in our school library is doing his senior thesis,guess what...legendary bluescreen.The guy was so pissed off thanks to brilliant coding of windows,it knows the perfect timing when to fuck up people LOL

The irony

Am I the only one who can't figure out how to make redshift work on opensuse?

StackOverflow should be renamed RTFD.