Give that guy a cookie.....

Say this to your employees apple 😕🤔😐

I told my friend that he could preview links on his phone by hovering his finger over it.

He's still trying to get it to work.

I'm real tired of my coworkers always trying to one up me and being elitist about their code. Like I get it, you think PHP is shit, C is so much better than Java. Wow, you must be so knowledgeable! /s

Just because you're bashing on bad languages and talking shit doesn't mean you write good code, and in fact your code isn't top quality, I've read it. All you're going to accomplish with an elitist mindset is close yourself off to improving, and that's probably the worst thing you can do as a developer.

George R.R. Martin approves Linux as the most friendly OS.

debug php

Being able to use git on my life.

Have the ability to punch people via team viewer-rdp.Because some deserves it!

I'd replace the '+' in this week's question with '&'

I got attacked by ransomware and was asked for money...

I sent them my salary slip..They removed it from my computer immediately..

I wanna cry.

I'd become a gardner:
Different sandbox but still fighting bugs.

Colleague: Just commit to the current branch so we don't ruin the dev-branch
Me: We could also just create a new branch?
Colleague: No use this one, branches don't "grow on trees"
Me: *facepalm*...

A.I steals my job; introduce devRant to A.I; A.I gets too busy ranting about all the stupid shit humans have messed up; Get my job back.