Material design theme on IntelliJ looking sleek

My day in a nutshell:

Fixed the app.
Broke the app.
Fixed the app.
Broke the app.
Reverted all changes from repo.
Fixed app.
Found new bug.
Ugh....

I guess it's a bad rant…

Your code can't have bugs if you never compile it.

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?" 

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?" 

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?" 

- DoS Attack

The type of NaN looks like a paradox

Visual Studio Code is taking over the world. Every Google Dev I see is using it, especially for angular/node.

Bdw, I've been using it (T'S) for the past 24 and I'm loving it.

Never thought I'd say this for anything Microsoft. 😂

This guy is clearly not having the best Friday 😂😂

Dear WhatsApp developers,

GOD DAMNIT CHECK IF THE USER IS TYPING A (LONG) MESSAGE BEFORE BLOCKING AND ULTIMATELY CRASHING YOUR APP BECAUSE OF YOUR DAMN BACKUPS.

Yours,
Everyone

P.S. First rant *yay*, feels good 😁

Roses are red,
Lilies are orange.
Fuck PHP.

One of top clients, a Designing firm started asking for non-programmer jobs like office templates.

Client sends in .indd and .ai files.

Me: Requests for psd version as I lack tools for .indd and .ai

Cient replied: "I am not used to being asked for png’s to be made when I provided you with an AI file for all logos. I do expect you guys to use a little bit of nouse / imagination and work out that you can create the png yourself from the a.i. file provided. This is something no other programmer asks me to do."

Me: U for real? Why would a developer like me have Adobe Indesign installed in my machine?

pfft.

Hello devrant community!

Gradle, gradle, gradle,
You're made out of c,
Gradle, gradle, gradle,
Package this for me

5 things you will find shocking about asynchronous code:

3.
2.
5.
1.
4.

'2' + 2 => '22'
'2' - 2 => 0

Js devs will understand

... Yep

So a Redditor decided to inspect element an adult's website. Why am I not surprised

Only on stackoverflow...

New avatar items! (checkered shirts, skull tee, dual monitors, new facial hair, and more!)

adding //To do in my code be like

Who will try it? :-D

I have a peeeeeennn

I have some code

Uuuh

Codepen.io

Maybe the code behind the "Windows is checking for solution"

git commit -m "fixed issue with fan"

Programming is infinity times more fun when you have a project you're passionate about!

Forbes: Adblock Detected. Please Turn off your Ad blocker.

Me: *Turns off Adblock*
*Clicks on Continue*

Forbes: Thank you for turning off your Ad Blocker! blah blah
3...2...
Me: *quickly turns on Adblock*
1...
*clicks on Continue*
*Adblock blocks 11 ads and Forbes loads*

Oh boy look at the time. It's already screw-up o' clock.

git push --force origin master

My first rant?

I think so!

......

Hi!

bool success = false
if !success {
success = try()
}
if !success {
success = try()
}
if !success {
throw new GiveUpException()
}

FUCKING FRONTEND DEVELOPING PIECE OF SHIT.

Why the fuck does justify-content: center behaves differently on chrome, Firefox and IE?

JESUS FUCKING CHRISTMAS GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER