What the helllll... Feature requests take time. You want fast you go to McDonald's.

We are all geared up for the coming Monday

The irony

It's almost like seeing myself :O

Some neighbour has great sense of humour

Must have 5yrs experience in a framework that is 4yrs old
-_-\ do you even brain?

Indian moms be like

When you first hear about node.js

For a flipping two hours the code wasn't working. Then I saw this single dot instead of comma...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"Come with me if you want to code"

Explaining my mom about my job as backend developer... She couldn't understand what is there behind the website. She was like "u designed the website. It's done. What u do full day?"

Finally I gave an example of restaurant... I am the cook(backend developer). Front-end is waiter. Finally she understood....

FUCK JOOMLA, SERIOUSLY FUCK IT. HOW DIFFICULT CAN IT BE TO REMOVE ONE FUCKING ITEM?! FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK

My coffee to water ratio in a cup is starting to be 1/2. I'm worried in the future I will be eating coffee not drink it anymore 😂

Seen on the nixCraft bookface page.

I Just created My first code in brainfuck.

My First reaction was why was this made, but as I continued it seemed to make some sense, even though All I was using was some random ascii symbols

Made me laugh...

Just learned new skills...

I hate the meetings, let me code for once!!

Started with C, then C++...forgot some C. Then on to java forgot some C++, then on to Objective-C, learned some swift...forgot some Objective-C...do you see the pattern. 😎

Bye OSX....hello Ubuntu

How true...

If Donald Trump doesn't have to pay his taxes, I don't have to write my unit tests.

I know I'm still learning the basics of Python, but I really want to start learning about AI.

.illuminati {
position: absolute;
visibility: hidden;
}

Classic

Pushed a month of work to production and left the office. Cool guys don't look at explosions

Found my new coding jam

Me on code review : You should extract the logic into a separate method for better readability. Colleague completely ignores it. What should I do?

IE 9 is clearly a product of the devil himself!

!rant
Cheap laptops for running Kali/Arch? Will be used for learning penetration testing.

Was thinking an older Lenovo Thinkpad or something like that?