How to open source 101:

1. Have GitHub repo
2. Install a stale-and-auto-close bot
3. Never respond to issues
4. Have a project so good it has no open issues

Why?!

Imagine someone code like this

as always ...

Yesterday I finally finished building my new keyboard

I hate when users yell at me... I have feelings too. 😢

Wow I haven’t been on here in a while.... 😅
Either way I saw this and I hope it’s not a repost.

hahaha

Deadline day

Mouse dies

Unpopular opinion: AI is overrated.

It was for a job interview, I wouldn't specify what the challenge is but they said I could use any language I want; I chose Python. They said I failed the coding interview because it was not Java.

Javascript why? (－‸ლ)

This guy is awesome.

Manager on the meeting room suddenly talking to me:
Coffe2Code, share your screen please to show us the progress.

Me: *minifies all windows fastly and plugs the laptop to the big screen *

Manager : we start with documentation, open the world file that you sent to me.

Me: *opens word*
Word: *freezing on my CV that I was editing for another job application*

Me: ...
Manager: ...

Word: oh everyone seen the CV? cool here your document

So, among the ridiculously long list of password requirements, password is not case sensitive BUT it has to contain uppercase and lowercase letters?

Comments ....

Why do people say that PHP sucks and at the same time use Javascript? I call that being a hypocrite.

On the last working day of our CEO.
CEO: As a software company, if we are to build an airplane would you ride on the airplane that we built?
Everyone was silent.
Me at the back of my head: I'll ride. I know for sure that the airplane will never start.

windows update code

function update(){
print("10%");
print("30%");
print("50%");
print("99%");
_doActualUpdate();
_mineBitcoin();
print("100%");
return;
}

One day: 10000% motivation....
Next day: 0% motivation.

*sigh*

Solving crashes via *big data*

Started working in a company as an intern, they want me to do everything whether I know how to or not.

This is my first check-in to devRant since I got this CIO position. Never forget your roots! ❤️

Client: When I hit the “Subscribe” button, it gives me an error.
Me: What’s the error message?
Client: The email field is required.
Me: Have you entered your email before hitting the “Subscribe” button.
Client: Oh, I have enter my email address?
Me: Yes

English is a very complicated language.

Prof: Okay guys, i need a flash drive to put a copy of your next project.

Me: *pulls out a flash drive and sho-..*

Prof: except you, I dont trust you.

Hot fix of a production bug!

Yeah! Linux users are smart 😎😎😎

#user_who_got_talent_to_fuck_our_work

Just got this slack from our server admin.

Most people.
"Dance like no one is looking"

Me.
"Sudo like you have backups"

Story of my life..

If you hold up a UNIX shell to you ear, can you hear the C?