When the normal cream doesn't do the job...

"Coffee machine is broken."

Devs we be like.....!...thanks to Bots.....Why should we remain single for ever😂😂😂

Me typing
git rebase --help
GF: What!? Oh... nevermind it says rebase. I thought it said rebae.
Me: What?
GF: I'm the only bae you need in your life!
Me: ... This is going on devrant.

Honestly I'm doing this tomorrow.😂

During my classes, I have to recode the almost-entire c standard library. That's hell.

jsfuck.com

Thanks to my colleague for showing this to me.

I see what you did there...

Ahh tough decision 🤔😂

How do you spend your compile time?
I alternate between pushups and hackernews

Yippi kiyeah motha fukka

I got moved to a new team. My old team was truly agile, and my manager was very "off hands" and actually let us work.

My new team is an older team that practices a bloated abomination called SAFe Agile, and the manager gets into all the details to the point of removing autonomy.

Shoot me please.

Paradise lost.

introducing my classmates to git and how it can help us.

*explaining scm, git, github and bitbucket, and conflict resolving*

"why don't we just use google drive ?"

"Sir, I fixed the recent bug"

"Great, what did you do?"

"I commented out the code that was causing it :)"

"Brilliant! You didn't forget to push the code to production, did you?"

"No Sir, I pushed it immediately"

"Marvelous! I'll arrange a promotion for you next month"

I put an Easter egg into a product, that if you enter the string "final countdown" into the stock code search field, it plays a YouTube vid of Europe's "The Final Countdown", in a hidden div. It's an in-joke for a few people in the company.

A well meaning maintainer with no sense of humour or judgement takes over and goes on the warpath against any hardcoded strings. The secret code gets moved into a config file.

A third developer changes the deployment script so that it clears any configs that aren't explicitly set in the deployment settings.

So the secret code is now "".

Literally every PC in the stock buying department is now blaring out "The Final Countdown" at top volume.

...Except none of them have speakers, so it remains this way for over a year and two more changes of maintainer.

I just noticed this afternoon and quietly re-hardcoded the string. The buying dept.'s PCs will silently sing no more.

Bloody CSS isn't working...

body .belly {padding:8%; overflow:none;}

body .belly{padding:-12%; overflow:hidden;}

3 hours to get a js slider working in WordPress! Fine on local, 404 on test server... Capital fucking S in file name on test server...

Is that a hint?

I was going to be a wizard for Halloween, but since I am expected to perform magic year round at the request of clients, I might change it up for one night of the year.

Everybody has a dream

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