how my valentines day turned out to be

Happy birthday Linux. Here's your cake.

for(;;){
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my best coworker is stackoverflow

Came across this gold:

Q) What is the best naming prefix for a global variable?

Ans) //

Me: I'm building for 32 bit.
Me: But I feel like I should be building for 64 bit.
Me: But not everyone has a 64 bit OS.
Me: But who the fuck doesn't?
Jerry: The people who can't run our game.

haaahaa

I don't know what to say

pointers

At middle school they kept on banning the flash game sites so I made one my self but it was called something like mathhomework.somefreehost.com, the landing page looked like a homework site and all the flash games were called something like problem_1.swf. I use to sell logins to class mates at like £2.50.

Boss come all excited... I want this project done right! I want it on time and I want this client uber happy!

Me: Dude ... pick two.

Just a refresher..

anybody else?

!😓😓!

Pretty much

Where can you find a drunked programmer?

You can find them at foo bar

What do you call a party with developers?

A git together

I'm so sorry.

Was about to follow a guy doing really interesting work on Twitter, then noticed he was using a light background terminal theme.

When you're stuck on a bug for days and junior dev fix it in minutes behind your back.

Final year of my Comp Sci degree and mum still says I shouldn't study on the computer so much.

Last time I checked a sheet of paper doesn't compile C very well

Choosing Java because it works on all platforms, is THE worst reason

Meanwhile, in real life...

Made our wifi password "********" so that when you click "Preview password" you see the same thing. Yes, I have a college degree and yes, that's probably the most clever thing I'll ever be able to do with it.

<tits>

JavaScript, also known as Java for short…. (can't believe this is real…)

Apparently I, the Intern, am the only developer at this company with any experience with Version Control. My Boss just asked me for 'Documentation on how to create a Repository in GitHub'...

"There's a big button that says 'Create Repository'. CLICK IT."