My new sticker

How many of you are excited about The Witcher on Netflix?
Me = 🤩
#byegameofthrones

Love the design 😍

Thanks to all of you who rant my meme
| not original

That's how computers look in our school (with main focus on science)...

"Windows XP"
"No internet"

Always double check your work before submitting😀

100 imgs from a youtube video [opencv] body detection, crop, and export.

Yes, i am a programmer
:No, i won't fix your microwave

How to know if being a developer is the right career path for for you?

When your boss codes well

any of you guys listen to programming-related podcasts? 🎧
I recently came across "Syntax", a podcast on web development. They cover pretty basic stuff but I still find it interesting.
Would love to know if there are any other podcasts on programmin 🙂

Sometimes I give someone a ++ on here just to bother them with a notification on their phone. It gives me a sense of power.

What a developer says vs what they really mean.

The whole nerd community be like...

What is programming ?
Adults Edition

Comments always lie

The Return of Mr. Gitmaster:
So there is this colleague I already ranted about several times. After my previous team lead had confronted him about not doing much work, there was some irritation because he showed not up at work, but it turned out the external training he did was just a week earlier. Then he was ill a week, another week vacation so we didn't see him much. Not that his pre- or absence makes much difference to our repo: When his and my team lead looked at his commits of the past three months they found like the one copy-pasted HTML-form that wouldn't even show.
Fast forward to now, where we have a new team lead and we were going to lunch with Mr. gitmaster. So we got some more hero stories from the great work he was doing in the previous company. How he was graphically monitoring the heap fragmentation that stupid glibc was causing to their search engine, and how much better it became with tcmalloc.
I still don't understand how he bridges that cognitive dissonance from all the superior tech knowledge he displays to not actually writing any code at all. Not that I would not have experienced some states of feeling low, in paralysis unable to write a single line of code... but he seems so full of confidence, always commenting how trivial and easy all these tasks would be, as if it's all so lightyears below his abilities. Maybe he should just become a manager - but not mine.

It's all about perception

just plain stupid

1 rabbit = 8 rabbyte 😂😂

I need this type of girl😍❤️😋😋

How developers deal with someone else's code!
Fixing bugs after bugs and it goes on.

YYEEESSSS! It has finally arrived, I waited for 2 months or so for this sweet thing

Pick your programming language Waifu devRant.

Kudos to the devrant team for epic response time!
<50min from bug report on Twitter to workaround on prod!

So...

It seems that I am building a toolbar for IE11.

Send me your wishes and love.

P.S. Not a joke

Just finished Ghost in the Wires by Kevin Mitnick. Absolutely amazing read, 10/10 would recommend 😀

The feels.

Not a specifically dev related story, but absolutely rant worthy.

Today I was working from home, and my wife called me to tell me that some awful person had thrown a young cat into the dumpster at her work.

To that person - you are a scumbag. You’re lucky no one left you alone in a hot car as a kid, let alone a dumpster. Seriously, why? Why is it so hard to take it to a shelter?

Anyway - I went and bought a whole bunch of cat stuff - I grew up with cats but I’ve never had one on my own. We’re at the vet now. I think we’ll name her Curry (after Haskell Curry, and lovely spicy dishes).

Imagine all the variables...