Holy shit, "The IT Crowd" is awesome

"Look I found a good use of this piece of shit printer"

My friends be like...

True! 😂

Will you PLEASE stop just commenting out code that doesn't work
Delete it
Please

What happens when you make your stackoverflow question overly complex...

No words to say... The pic says it all...

We already know your porn fetishes too.

The person who found this toilet paper company, probably was a programmer. Also probably the best way to describe Array with an Object

Do I even need to add Caption?

My worst nightmare:

No dark theme.

Git Bowl

Friend texted me some binary.

Decided to impress him and decode it by hand.

Spent 5 minutes decoding "I eat ass".

Last minute changes B)

I code using Vim to avoid memory leaks.
Nothing leaks outside Vim. Nothing ever leaves.

Does anyone have the phone number of bill gates? 😂

I can totally relate

age++

me in life: if its too delicious so its unhealthy.

me on code: if it's too easy so it's probably wrong

So my actual job is being a nurse at the local hospital, with coding being just a hobby. However, the way some IT–Related things are treated here are just mind-blowing. Here are some examples:

Issue: Printer is not recognized by network anymore due to not being properly plugged in

Solution: Someone has to tell the house technician, if the house technician is currently not available, ask his assistant who only works part time and like twice a week. House technician took the printer (God knows why), came back 2 days later and plugged it back in.

Issue: Printer 1 of 2 on ICU has run out of ink and since all computers default to printer 1, nobody can print.

Solution: Call the house technician, blah blah, house technician comes, takes ink cartridge of printer 2 and puts it into printer 1.

Issue: Public WiFi is broken, can be connected to but internet access is missing. Probably config issue as a result of a recent blackout.

Solution: Buy a new router, spend 5 days configuring it and complain about how hard networking is.

Issue: Computer is broken, needs to be exchanged with a new one, but how do we transfer the data?

Solution: Instead of just keeping the old hard drive, make a 182GB backup, upload it to the main file server and then download it again on the new computer.

Issue: Nurse returns from vacation, forgot the password to her network account.

Solution: Call the technician who then proceeds to open a new account, copies all the files from the old one and tells her to pick an easier password this time. She chooses "121213".

Things I've learned throughout my 5 - 6 years as a programmer.
- StackOverflow is full of assholes.
- CMS's are for weaklings.
- The best feeling about waking up in the morning is figuring out how to solve that error in your code.
- You no longer think about normal people things. Your mind is full of code.
- You're practically a computer.
- ALWAYS backup and save your stuff or you WILL regret it. Enable autosave if possible.
- RIP your social life (if your friends don't know squat about programming)
- Darkness is better.
- Being a programmer is amazing.

Anyone ever struggled with brain fog?

I really love it when people just downvote your question on stackoverflow without any explanation, it helps a lot to fix my problem thx 👌

From Telegram!

It makes me SO happy when coming across some real neat UI out in the wild! :D :D

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Working at PornHub

There are some developers that are cool and I wouldn't mind being friends with, and than there are some developer who I wouldn't mind crashing their computer with viruses and deleting all their files.

Applying CSS be like..

Keep your rubber friend away from high temperature :(

//not mine

10mb hard disk