How many of you are excited about The Witcher on Netflix?
Me = 🤩
#byegameofthrones

"Coding a first person openworld mmorpg in 24 hrs"

I wanted to see what would happen if I let a computer type for me.

It was able to reach 770 WPM but then my browser started to crash. So this is the best I could do. It doesn't look like the website was equipped for robots. Oops

Im on the 3rd step

Well, that's a valid question 😂

visual studio...

Now, I know what you meant by this story but... Um... Title needed a little more work I think

This is an ambush

I can so relate to this!

Every website now except mine.. well, when it goes live 😂. Anyway found on Twitter

Everyday, not today!

Tomorrow is my last day at work and I found the perfect farewell message

penguins ...

A medical doctor, a lawyer and a programmer debate whether it's best to have a wife or a girlfriend.

"Easy", the lawyer starts, "a girlfriend comes without any legal obligation, you can have a lot of fun together but when you get enough of her, you can just leave her without any trouble"

The physician objects: "That can only come from a man who never truly loved a woman. Your wife is not just someone who you have fun with, she is you bastion of calm, your ever-loyal partner, the completition yourself. Clearly, having a wife is better"

Both now look at the programmer who remained silent throughout the debate.

He cleans his throat and than says: "Both. You need both. You can tell you wife you're with your girlfriend and you can tell your girlfriend you are with your wife. And then, you can finally code in peace.

Thought provoking!

Semicolon gang rise up

Some Linux things

Happy Programmers Day y'all ♥️

What do you think?

How do I code....

Stackoverflow is life :V

😂😂😂

Finally!

Ok bye....

PM with power be like...

YES YES YES

The traits that compile to form a programmer

-Not good at naming things

-People started asking for you to fix electronics regardless of what you tell them You’re actually studying/good at

-Procrastination through the roof

-Lives off of Coffee, POP, Energy drinks, or what ever source of caffeine.

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