Everything is working, including the damn ml model. But I assume, considering the amount of restlessness and anxiety I'm feeling, that I will look like a scared hamster or trash panda while presenting it.

(Presenting to internal staff. But still)

Fuck you, I Quit

I saw a guy building a website today.
No React.
No Vue.
No Ember.
He just sat there.
Writing HTML.
Like a Psychopath.

Very old one but gold, this inspired me alot when I was in University.

I agree Edna .. I agree :/

My computer is as fast as using free proxy chains on the deep web

After seeing this "old" picture I want to let know at the guyz who are in love with AMD that before Ryzen(s) I was able to cook my fuckin' breakfast's eggs on their fuckin' CPUs.

Big mistakes brings to great solutions and shut up the fuck up AMD, probably your core code is full of vulnerabilities but no one cares about your ultra threads architecture.

Credit: Reddit 😂
ProgrammerHumor

Most of us have windows without license 😂😂!!

My newest purchase.

Https://shop.keyboard.io

Hopefully my last keyboard i will ever need

Mom asked me one question.

How money transfer from one bank to another?

It was longest communication we ever had in few months.

I am happy for that question.
😊😊😊😊

Ducky, beer and stressball... all ready for a late coding session.

Work friend complaining about his pc freezing and sends this in our work group. Haha i giggled

Nobody in IT ever smiles this much

Had to do a course on database design a couple of years ago. One exercise was about SQL queries and a bit of theory of databases.
On the night of the submission I got so drunk that I had to use both hands to control the mouse and instead of my solution I uploaded the exercise description.

That’s the drink for me 🥃

I just walked passed 2 technologically impaired ladies in my office (the kind who think google is on their actual computer) having an avid discussion about how "You can find Ajax everywhere on so many websites!".

I was super impressed until I realised they were talking about buying dish soap :/

I think @kgbemployee will like this place. he said it looks like a soviet bunker

First day at work:
To install IDE - raise a ticket.
To get access to source control - raise a ticket.
To get access to bug tracker - raise a ticket.
To raise a ticket, I need first to connect to the intranet, but to do that, I need to raise a ticket.
AND even before that, I need a username to login to my laptop, raising a ticket is also required.
WTF?!!!

What a keyboard! Great acquisition

Let's take a minute of silence for all of our fellow developers currently involved in monolith migration projects.

CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980.

Even if you ask me a million times Google, I am not going to accept it. Data-hungry piece of shit -.-

Saw a girl from my uni upload a photo of her graduation with the following text:
while(!(succeed = try()));

I'm staring at it for 5 mins and i can't figure out if i'm retarded and should drop out of uni or that statement doesn't make sense.

Was trying to read the json data from a json file using python. But was stuck for a very long time as it was giving a json decide error. After much fuss I came to figure out that I forgot to use the read function to read the json data from the file :P

Whoa, how did I miss the hidden search function?

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I present you the API I'm working with...

That's a pretty fucking useful error description right there.

Maintaining legacy codebase be like ...

Source: https://me.me/i/...

Do anybody know what the problem in this Code are??

Sadly I don't know the source