Difference between C# and Javascript
Me: Hold my cup of tea.
C#: That's not a cup of tea.
Me: Hold my cup of tea, with two teaspoons of sugar in it.
C#: That's not a cup of tea with two tea spoons of sugar in it.
Me: Hold my cup of tea, with two teaspoons of sugar and milk in it.
C#: That is not a cup of tea, with two teaspoons of sugar and milk it.
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Me: Hold my cup of tea.
Javascript: I'll hold your cup of coffee.

Thanks for the suggestion Google.

Feels 👼

The floor is java

Exactly

well that was insightful.

When fixing things:
Linux = be root
Windows = reboot

!false

Gary's a prick

A true story... sad but true
2.00AM ->> git commit -m "it's time to sleep"

2.45AM ->> git commit -m "I can't sleep, fixed the UI issue"

Always wondered how Dijkstra came up with that algorithm!

"If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution." - Robert Sewell

Here we see a Linux or Unix sysadmin who is checking man pages for syntax and examples.

Do you wanna build a Program?
Come on it can be in C
Doesn't compile anymore
bugs to report
Perhaps a parsing tree
We used to be peer buddies
And now we're not
I wish you would tell me why!-
Do you wanna build a Program?
It doesn't have to be in C.

Stackoverflow, Anna

Okay, bye

When I get a dog, I'm naming it "Sudo".

We've been there before

True to life.

"Siri, is any beer left in the fridge?"

"I don't care, ask your new bit** Alexa! "

The real story: How the Apple was damaged.

😲😲😲😲😲😲😲

When you go to some tech meet up and your​ mom thinks you went​ to some kind of 4 years old kids' birthday party

Many of you must have seen this, but still, this shower has lot of GitHub contributions.

WTF!?!?!?!?....

Every. Single. Time.

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No proble

This dev doesn't give a crap

30 year old starting to learn to code. Wish me luck!

Cat: *walks onto keyboard*
Me: Aww how cute
Cat: $ git reset --hard HEAD

LalaLan