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Abouthow do I commit?! I would like to make things that don't rot over time pls
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Skillsrust, javascript, (formerly) java spaces < tabs regex regex regex
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I wonder if the same reason I dislike playing board games will be of benefit to me in a cult
the problem with human made rules is I can follow them yet break them and win the game that way. hacker mindset. can't help it
wonder if they'll get mad and be like "you can't do that!" like the board game people keep ruining it for me. I only find non-perfectly balanced video games fun also -- fuck those spreadsheet game designers for taking the fun out of strategy I swear
this is why I love software made games though. provided it's a decent one that's not too well-balanced and I don't end up in a snore-fest as consequence. all is fair in love and war. nobody cries "foul!". if you can do it it's now part of the game!
they asked for it 🥺
I guess it's malicious compliance energy but I'm not malicious... I'm just witty and cute 🥺
a cult about sovereignty, mentioning you can just ignore what isn't in your benefit... yet has a oath thing. I mean I guess it's fine
what do you do when you see bug-holes like that?1 -
you may think the park is free, like the one free part of a city
but all the paths tell you which side to walk on or people with bikes start shouting at you
sigh
just can't escape humans7 -
so beware of people hypnotizing you. seems there's hypno viruses. no joke
sigh
psychology, not even once13 -
argghh no auto format standards on JavaScript
also though libraries breaking for no reason because no types _I guess_5 -
I wish dev work was about the tech, the logic, the architecture
but annoyingly it's always about people10 -
I've looked up so many woo-woo topics whenever my adblock blips now I'm getting creepy schizo ads like "if your body changes color in the sun you're not just human," pls did I fucking ask
it's pretty funny that the same people that defend brainwashing and advertising are the same ones who hate the human race and think all humans are gross and get all nihilistic and misanthropic
don't like y'all's stream of consciousness ngl. stop perpetuating it maybe6 -
it annoys me we can't feng shui our tech
we started with the ability to but over time corporate overlords tell you how all your GUI looks and now there's ads on windows start menus
granted I just want feng shui on my android -- but android is a disaster now. and I miss WebOS gestures that nobody ever reproduced
I also still want custom chat apps. like you css your own and it's just a chat protocol. but we re-inventing email here I suppose6 -
now I can't make little snippy lines at people's posts
they're not meant to be big enough to be their own post 😩 -
we were in space. we failed our mission in this rust bucket of a ship. we were the last of humanity. surprised the thing was holding the oxygen in from space at all. we didn't even have power for lights inside the rust bucket
and there was this thing... we did something to it but it failed, we needed it for some mission but our plan went wrong... and we had 2-3 hours of oxygen left. it was impaled on a rusty sharp section of a half broken wall. right down the middle. of its mangled human body if you could call it that. it had melting skin, dripping blood and melting cartilage. in this rust bucket, of high heat and humidity, and you could smell its melting flesh like you bit your own lip and singed it somehow at the same time. like burnt meat, cartilage on the BBQ but with fresh irony blood, the taste of the flesh of your lip. and it noticed me and started tearing itself along the rusty wall segment that was serrated... moving fast and terrifying. it was hungry. it was angry. it had nothing else on its mind, and no possibility of anything else. livid
can't even enjoy suffocating to death for 2-3 hours in peace
one thing to have dreams of dying but come on. can't even die in peace now!8 -
guys, remember, don't think
the establishment and authority, your peers, your boss, your company, the whole corporate, economic structure as approved by government... if you try to think instead of nodding. you're the problem
don't think, man
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I don't like how tech companies are advertising they will sell you "peace of mind"
better question is why did you take it away in the first place, eh? so if you took it away in the first place why would I trust you to fix the issue you caused? talk about insanity, doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results1 -
guys dancing salsa is like a shamanic magical trip that changes your life forever and gives you Buddhist-level enlightenment
just saying4 -
> By designing nudges that align with students' goals and cognitive processes, educators can effectively support students in reaching their full potential and improving their academic performance
remember kids. your full potential is dictated by others, not by you
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an economy where jobs hide their salaries is confusing
you want people with skills but you refuse to signal how much you want people with those skills
if you actually are clear and honest about how much you want those skills, people would learn those skills to sell them to you...
but instead they would rather play poker and tell you they don't want the skills... while complaining to someone else (government, universities, whatever) behind citizen's backs about how lazy the average citizen is for not having the skills -- yet they refuse to disclose how much they want said skills to make said skills a target for the citizen to want to achieve to receive the incentive of the moneys that citizens require for living
self-fulfilling retardation
deception is the root of all evil I swear2 -
Unless in severe pain, the cat will always enjoy this eternal moment, proud of its existence. Never questioning its needs, desires, likes or dislikes, a cat will never consider evaluating itself. The cat glories in its existence and lives with supreme self esteem. It so values itself that it will never assign a value to itself.
The cat has risen entirely above the need for self esteem through perfect self acceptance beyond the need for self esteem.5 -
you're not allowed to hack computers, you get a felony for that
but hacking human brains is totally fine7 -
I think video comments are probably going to go into vogue at some point
commentator content is just someone watching stuff and then making videos of their replies to it. it's really weird but it does pretty well even though the commentator isn't even anyone special
but if there was a service where you could just reply with videos... would feel more human and become less isolating and more natural compared to current internet
probably next evolution of the internet and these media platforms3