LMFAOOOOOOO

Today I learned:

`/usr` stands for “universal system resources” not “user”

`/dev` stands for “device” not “development”

Had no idea.

10 levels deep code,
3K+ Lines,
No indentation.

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

I have a casual retail job and I need to sell this... It really hurts me.

When you decide to use a model for an engineering picture this is what happens. (Look at her hand)

Lets all help them share their startup

This guy at my last internship. A windows fanboy to the fucking max!

He was saying how he'd never use anything related to Linus Torvalds because he hated him for creating Linux.

Two seconds later I saw him initializing a new git repo.

I was standing there like:

*should I tell him?*

😅😆

Me: “I want the AWS instance with 2TB of RAM.”

Friend: “What on earth for!?”

Me: “I need to run the Slack client and Chrome at the same time.”

Funny how the "change is good" popup comes up while I'm trying Ubuntu out

If you still are a geek!
Check, what worse can you do ??

500 kbps hotel wifi my ass. I hijacked the smart TV's Ethernet connection and voila: 100mbps

Bought a few stickers for my laptop... I guess I'll need to buy another laptop now. 😂

THIS AD IS ANNOYING!!! 😬

A complete Linux guide. 7+ hours.

https://youtu.be/wBp0Rb-ZJak

TV series. If u start u will end up wasting hours

DevRant

if(darkSide || lightSide)
{
May[4] = with.u;
}

Being a computer science student and having a lot non-coding-assignments to do, I am proud to say:

I love LaTeX!

Amen Brother ✊️

1) Stop going to univershity
2) Started python coding at home from online courses.
3) Got the best paid job among batchmates.

Writing a dot and trying out every interesting function autocomplete gave me

"I'm going to cram you so full of asynchronous JavaScript and malware throttling that your gonna be crapping cipher text" - Simpsons S27E10

Check this out! My "Dell-rolling man" is now ranting as well.

Got this from a recruiter:

We are looking for a **Senior Android Developer/Lead** at Philadelphia PA

Hiring Mode: Contract

Must have skills:

· 10-12 years mobile experience in developing Android applications
· Solid understanding of Android SDK on frameworks such as: UIKit, CoreData, CoreFoundation, Network Programming, etc.
· Good Knowledge on REST Ful API and JSON Parsing
· Good knowledge on multi-threaded environment and grand central dispatch
· Advanced object-oriented programming and knowledge of design patterns
· Ability to write clean, well-documented, object-oriented code
· Ability to work independently
· Experience with Agile Driven Development
· Up to date with the latest mobile technology and development trends
· Passion for software development- embracing every challenge with a drive to solve it
· Engaging communication skills

My response:

I am terribly sorry but I am completely not interested in working for anyone who might think that this is a job description for an Android engineer.

1. Android was released in September 2008 so finding anyone with 10 years experience now would have to be a Google engineer.
2. UIKit, CoreData, CoreFoundation are all iOS frameworks
3. Grand Central Dispatch is an iOS mechanism for multithreading and is not in Android
4. There are JSON parsing frameworks, no one does that by hand anymore

Please delete me from your emailing list.

"Knock knock"
"Sorry"
"Knock"
"Sorry"
"kNoCk KnOcK"
"Sorry"

-Brute Force Attack

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WHY THE HELL DOESN'T THIS METHOD WORK??!11!?? Oh, I never called it yet ._.

So, who did this and what was he thinking..?

Tomorrow i fulfill my dream to have my own company office. It's small, a bit shit. But hey I'm only 18..

Starting to use the Devrant face in my log messages