I kinda feel sorry for him

People who code should know how to build a computer for themselves

If you create Anime Jokes

Here is something you expected you'd never see! MSFT joins Linux Foundation as a Platinum member

Making libraries work together. Gluing things together is easy, right?

How I've decided to answer the "can you hack" question from here on in...

"Can you show me how to hack this account please?"

"Sure, you'll need a hammer, a blow torch, chloroform, some pliers and couple of bottles of really pure vodka!"

"What the hell?!"

"Oh, it's so much quicker to just extract a password from a person, than it is to break into a system, I'm not exactly trained in inflicting pain on the human body, but I'm sure you'll be able to figure it out through trial and error, good luck!"

When each day there is a new framework in the JavaScript world...

Oh you're sick but you've decided to come into the office when you could've worked from home. Thank you for the gift of the plague.

That weird moment when you get an error "please contact your administrator" and then you realize that you are the administrator..

coincidence?

Enough with the toolbars, Mom!

Websites that brag about how much coffee they drunk and share zany facts about their employees. "Sarah is a scorpio and enjoys the smell of wet grass."

Am I the only one who doesn't give a flying fuck?

That moment when the manager takes all the credit for your work

how to make a feature request
1. dump Db table with 153 column to Excel
2. print!
3. circle column 47 on page 3, scribble feature description
4. scan! remember to use proprietary file format no one has
5. new e-mail, add "VERY URGENT!!!" to subject line
6. write "will call, discuss details monday"
6.a. attach proprietary-scanned-excel-dump-feature-description (optional)
7. postscript: deadline wednesday!!
8. wait for tuesday
9. send!
...

I made an automatization bot for a big company from my town (freelance). Today I had to shut it down because I've been waiting 3 weeks for my payment (they only had 5 days after finishing development to pay)

Fuck the fucking client, fuck this fucking shit

Create branches with name of girls and later check them out.

Certain developers allocated memory before it was cool. they where called heapsters.

Interviewer: "What's your greatest weakness?"

Me: "I'd say my greatest strength are my listening skills"

> Can I have the water?

You didn't said the magic word...

> sudo Can I have the water?

HP sucks because:
shitty hinges,
shitty build quality,
shitty USB ports,
shitty customer service,
shitty website

Typical situation when ur laptop feels laggy and you decide to close chrome.

Rant that involved my manger hit a decent amount of ++.
Just seen him downloading devRant.

ok, sorry :(

Thank you Google for splitting my package

And that was enough encouragement

when your janitor knows his audience

Finally got the last of the hardware pieces for my pi book pro in today. Figured out how I'm going to lay it out and now to make custom cables to connect it all :D This old MacBook may yet breathe new life!

Check out this superb website that I made..

http://localhost:8080

When people think MAC addresses don't work on windows 😂😂

Too true!