Here's my setup at work

It's 2018 and I am forced to add new features on project that was deployed in 2003 and lastly updated at 2009.

Best part is that PHP version on the production server is [drum roll] 4.3.8. I found out that this version was the latest at July 2003. On top of that, server runs on Windows Server 2003 and the database is oracle (meaning php driver is needed).

I have spent a WHOLE WEEK just trying to recreate that environment in order to start working on the new features.

Sorry for grumping but I had to take it out somewhere.

Let's create an Antivirus

I don't like the use of `motherboard`.
We should change it to `parentboard` instead

That way its more inclusive

This is adorable

The bugs have learned to hide

Had to share this

My coworkers are serious when they tell us to double-check.

Quiero mis 10 puntos para poder poner mi avatar :D

Usually I avoid asking questions on stackoverflow but when I do I'm downvoted to oblivion..

!rant

Everything is clear now

Debugging while the marketing department promotes the product!