That moment when you want to stop reviewing bad coder's code. Or else, you'll go nuts.

When non devs tell you how long a project will take 🙃

Apple, which dumb fuck thought this would be good? ok new mouse, no more batteries it can be charged on a wire, cool you may think, until it actually needs charging and you discover that the charging port is on the bottom, making the mouse unusable whilst charging!!!

This is fucking annoying with some clients.

Client calls:
Me: Hello, how can I help you?
Client: *explains problem*
Me: *tells possible solution*
Client: you sound young, could you connect me to a more senior person?
Me: Sure.

Collegue: Hello, how can I help you?
Client: *explains problem again*
Collegue: *gives same solution as me*
Client: Oh uhm but that's the same solution the boy I had on the phone before you told me.
Collegue: Yeah......?
Client: well he sounded so young...
Collegue: Being young does not equal being inexperienced/less knowing about something.

Just saw this in a store window. Props for using a raspberry instead of a pc.. but..

Shit....

When your coffee supplier won't let you order < 5. Client side validation wins again.

Is giving out business cards at a college career fair tacky? I recently got mine in the mail since I finally have my personal website deployed, and want to make a good impression / show I'm serious since I will be graduating soon. Has my website/portfolio, github, linkedin, and contact info on them. Also any advice would be greatly appreciated!

Why iOS making it more complicated by releasing different syntax for every swift version.?
WTF

Who is repping devrant in the airport

I make a lot of money without actually doing anything.

Yep I can personally say that's accurate.

I love to help people, with the easiest possible solution 😍😍😍

Any full stack developers want a job at a super cool cyber security company let me know.

Something I ensure stays on the whiteboard at my company 24/7

🤡🤡🤡

Just done with the deployment of my first blog !

Check it out.

https://thevipulm.appspot.com

Thought I dropped the wrong table from a database. Worse 2 minutes of my life!

Gotta love the CS students...

First day in first dev job today, so excited!

THIS AD IS ANNOYING!!! 😬

I started a coffee company already. ☕️

https://nerdroast.com

Customer: I have installed Windows on my computer
Support: Yes, and ?
C: And I have problem now...
S: You already said that.

"Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it." - Brian Kernighan

Dad came home with this today. Yaay :D

Web devs daily day

If Chuck Norris asks a duplicate question on StackOverflow, the original question is closed as a duplicate.

I have to do a transfer of about 2 GB of data from one remote server to another. Any suggestions?

My idea was to do multiple curl requests while compressing the data using gzcompress.

Preliminary testing shows that won't work. Now I'm considering putting the data in a file on our S3 bucket for the other server to obtain.

#1 problem during summer months

First rule of software engineering: You can never have enough monitors.