Just restarted my machine, thinking it's a remote instance.
shutdown -r now

How many hours do you work in a day?

Who cares to guess what caused this error and why it took me 6 hours to figure it out?

Who knew YAML forbids the use of TABS? Good for them.

Don't know what it says, all I know is Ubuntu time is now!!

Am supposed to be working on a side project, but am here watching suits

Sooo I need to re-learn JAVA in 24hrs, after almost 10years. What have I missed??

So I do some custom integrations for a local bank. A customer is referred to me by the Bank, we failed to o agree on the price by about 100usd. The customer the goes to some old timer who doesn't even know the difference between php and asp. Then new 'dev' can't figure out how to do the integration and then turns to me to do the work for him for 1/3 of what I had charged the client. Don't know if I should tell him to go to hell or call the customer and ask him to get a hire someone who can differentiate between his nose and ass hole.

I have to maintain a system for a financial institution that only works with Windows XP and Ms Access 2003. All VBA code, security is handled using a workgroup file. Can't upgrade anything because client doesn't want to pay for it.

I should have been a farmer. I don't have the will to continue making changes to the app because "But the client wants to be able to add more photos". Why can't the PMO just get me 1 project with clear deliverables from the onset.

For Fuck's sake never name your variables $a $b or $c. What the fuck I thought that's like the first thing they teach in whichever bush you learnt how to code at!!!!!!

Come across this site http://strml.net and thought it could be a good inspiration for my site. What do you guys think?

Just wondering between Bill Gates and Linus Torvalds, who gets the most action in the bedroom!?

YouTube, one moment you are searching for a library and the next thing you know you are learning the difference between Chinese and Japanese writing sytems

!rant;
AWS or Digital Ocean?

So I worked in a company whose WiFi password was 1234567890 and they on the network they had a NAS that was not secured with the passwords to all the clients servers and online accounts on the root.